Jolly ol' England
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Golf fans watch the play on the first hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
Well, if you call your Dad finishing dead last as 'playing'
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 20: Archie Keenan, age four, watches the play of his father Ian Keenan of England during the second round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 20, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
Old man Calc
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Mark Calcavecchia of the United States stretches on the first hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
"Holy cow, there goes the ice cream truck!"
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Toshinori Muto of Japan walks down the eleventh hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
"Don't make me come up with an idea for a third sign..."
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 20: A marshall works during the second round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 20, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
"But I had the claret jug in my hands..."
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Adam Scott of Australia waits on a green during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
Union Jack, er, John
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 20: John Daly of the United States speaks with his caddie Peter Van Der Riet the second fairway during the second round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 20, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
No kiddin', squeegees at the Open Championship?
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 18: A member of the grounds staff clears water from a fairway during the third practice round prior to the start of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes on July 18, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
Really? How old are these guys?
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 21: Rickie Fowler fans pose on the 18th hole during the third round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St. Annes Golf Club on July 21, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
Jungle Bird migrates across the Atlantic
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 21: The fan who disrupted the trophy presentation at the U.S. Open at The Olympic Club is seen during the third round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St. Annes Golf Club on July 21, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
Undercover Caddie ... Wednesday nights on NBC!
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 21: Brenda Calcavecchia puts her caddie bib on at the first tee during the third round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St. Annes Golf Club on July 21, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
"I've been McIlroy'd"
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Jason Blue of Bristol gets medical attention after he was struck by Rory McIlroy's golf ball on the 15th hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
Hall of Famer looking like drunken weekend hacker searching for his ball
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Phil Mickelson of the United States searches for his golf ball on the eighth hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
Always the center of attention
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 19: Tiger Woods of the United States plays his shot on the 14th hole during the first round of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes Golf Club on July 19, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
Do you like my Q-Tip-style hairdo?
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 18: Kodai Ichihara of Japan chats in between shots during the third practice round prior to the start of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes on July 18, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
Tigermania makes its way to England
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 17: Tiger Woods fans pose during the second practice round prior to the start of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes on July 17, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
Guess who?
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 17: Rickie Fowler of the United States lines up a putt during the second practice round prior to the start of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes on July 17, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
Where's the ladder to get out?
LYTHAM ST ANNES, ENGLAND - JULY 16: Tiger Woods of the United States waits on a green during the first practice round prior to the start of the 141st Open Championship at Royal Lytham & St Annes on July 16, 2012 in Lytham St Annes, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
