Nothing like a little cramming
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 23: Gary Tait the European tour referee studying his rule book whilst on duty during the second round of the 2012 DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 23, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
Wow! A golf ball!
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 23: Children reach for a players ball at the 18th green during the second round of the 2012 DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 23, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
Water hazard ... and beauty hazard
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 23: Branden Grace of South Africa crosses the stream to the green at the par 5, 18th hole during the second round of the 2012 DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 23, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
"I wish I could play at Wimbledon like this."
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 23: Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki of Denmark, the girl friend of Rory McIlroy walking barefoot down the fairway during the second round the DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 23, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates... (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
Pimp my golf cart
CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND - NOVEMBER 23: Ryan Fox (C) of New Zealand rides in a golf kart during day two of the New Zealand Open Championship at Clearwater Golf Course on November 23, 2012 in Christchurch, New Zealand. (Photo by Martin Hunter/Getty Images)
"Yup, that's me and my &*#%@^ lie."
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 22: Peter Hanson of Sweden looks at his poor lie in a fairway bunker before he played his second shot on the par four 15th hole during the first round of the 2012 DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 22, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
A big bag of .... ?
CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND - NOVEMBER 22: Ryan Fox of New Zealand walks down the fairway during day one of the New Zealand Open at Clearwater Golf Course on November 22, 2012 in Christchurch, New Zealand. (Photo by Martin Hunter/Getty Images)
Get me outta here...
CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND - NOVEMBER 22: Ryan Fox of New Zealand looks for his ball in the rough during day one of the New Zealand Open at Clearwater Golf Course on November 22, 2012 in Christchurch, New Zealand. (Photo by Martin Hunter/Getty Images)
And welcome to the national lawn mowing championship
CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND - NOVEMBER 22: General view of the 18th hole during day one of the New Zealand Open at Clearwater Golf Course on November 22, 2012 in Christchurch, New Zealand. (Photo by Martin Hunter/Getty Images)
Here's wishing to be a dolphin
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 21: Kate Rose, wife of Justin Rose, kisses a dolphin during a European Tour players' family event at Dolphin Bay, Atlantis prior to the start of the DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 21, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
OK, now give it a rest Paddy
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 20: Padraig Harrington of Ireland with his 'Momvember' mustache during the pro-am event prior to the DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 20, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
"Man I got a hot girlfriend."
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - NOVEMBER 20: Rory McIlroy of Northern Ireland during the pro-am event prior to the DP World Tour Championship on the Earth Course at Jumeirah Golf Estates on November 20, 2012 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
