"Ssssshhh ... let me dance."
DELHI, INDIA - MARCH 14: Jbe Kruger of South Africa reacts after a shot during day one of the Avantha Masters at Jaypee Greens Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
Bags of ... grass?
DELHI, INDIA - MARCH 14: Grass is added to the fairways during day one of the Avantha Masters at Jaypee Greens Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
"Drop and give me 20 for missing that putt."
DELHI, INDIA - MARCH 15: Maximilian Kieffer of Germany lines up a putt with caddie during day two of the Avantha Masters at Jaypee Greens Golf Club on March 15, 2013 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
Whistling a tune ...
NEWPORT BEACH, CA - MARCH 15: Fuzzy Zoeller reacts to his putt on the second hole during the first round of the Toshiba Classic at the Newport Beach Country Club on March 15, 2013 in Newport Beach, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)
Foxy squirrel
PALM HARBOR, FL - MARCH 15: A fox squirrel as seen during the second round of the Tampa Bay Championship at the Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club on March 15, 2013 in Palm Harbor, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
A lone golfer ... and a lone cactus
PHOENIX, AZ - MARCH 15: Chie Arimura of Japan stands on the 17th hole green during the second round of the RR Donnelley LPGA Founders Cup at Wildfire Golf Club on March 15, 2013 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
"Are you up there golfing gods?"
DELHI, INDIA - MARCH 14: Michael Hoey of Northern Ireland looks to the sky during day one of the Avantha Masters at Jaypee Greens Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
We get it ... snakes are pure evil
PALM HARBOR, FL - MARCH 14: A plaque is displayed on the 16th hole during the first round of the Tampa Bay Championship at the Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Palm Harbor, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
New cell phone security
PALM HARBOR, FL - MARCH 15: An osprey as seen during the second round of the Tampa Bay Championship at the Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club on March 15, 2013 in Palm Harbor, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
A hands-tree swing
DELHI, INDIA - MARCH 15: Jbe Kruger of South Africa in action during day two of the Avantha Masters at Jaypee Greens Golf Club on March 15, 2013 in Delhi, India. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)
"Sorry, Ms. Creamer. A drop and a two-stroke penalty for that outfit."
PHOENIX, AZ - MARCH 14: Paula Creamer takes a drop after her tee shot went out of bounds on the ninth hole during the first round of the RR Donnelley LPGA Founders Cup at Wildfire Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Keeping himself quiet ...
PALM HARBOR, FL - MARCH 14: A volunteer holds a sign during the first round of the Tampa Bay Championship at the Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club on March 14, 2013 in Palm Harbor, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)
