Your ball is just below the tip of my nose
SAVANNAH, GA - APRIL 21: An alligator lurks in the water near the second tee during the second round of the Legends Division at the Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf at The Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa on April 21, 2012 in Savannah, Georgia. (Photo by Chris Condon/US PGA TOUR)
Strange way to read a green
SAVANNAH, GA - APRIL 20: Curtis Strange takes a break while waiting on the 14th green during the first round round of the Raphael Division at the Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf at The Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa on April 20, 2012 in Savannah, Georgia. (Photo by Chris Condon/US PGA TOUR)
Cactus hazard
Caption: SAN ANTONIO, TX - APRIL 21: Harrison Frazar plays a tee shot during the third round of the Valero Texas Open at the AT&T Oaks Course at TPC San Antonio on April 21, 2012 in San Antonio, Texas. (Photo by Darren Carroll/Getty Images)
Remember the Alamo? Remember Ben Curtis?
SAN ANTONIO, TX - APRIL 19: Ben Curtis plays a tee shot during the first round of the Valero Texas Open at the AT&T Oaks Course at TPC San Antonio on April 19, 2012 in San Antonio, Texas. (Photo by Darren Carroll/Getty Images)
What were you doing when you were 13?
TIANJIN, CHINA - APRIL 20: Guan Tian-lang of China, who becomes the youngest player to compete in a European Tour event aged 13 years and 177 days, is pictured after the second round of the Volvo China Open at the Binhai Lake Golf Course on April 20, 2012 in Tianjin, China. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
Where's Johnny?
SAVANNAH, GA - APRIL 20: Roger Maltbie and Gary Koch hug after finishing the 18th hole during the first round round of the Raphael Division at the Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf at The Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa on April 20, 2012 in Savannah, Georgia. (Photo by Chris Condon/US PGA TOUR)
Pink Panther - aerodynamic
KAPOLEI, HI - APRIL 21: Paula Creamer watches her tee shot on the second hole during the final round of the LPGA LOTTE Championship Presented by J Golf at the Ko Olina Golf Club on April 21, 2012 in Kapolei, Hawaii. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
She get her fashion tips from my Dad?
KAPOLEI, HI - APRIL 18: Ai Miyazato of Japan reacts to a missed birdie putt on the fouth green during the first round of the LPGA LOTTE Championship Presented by J Golf at the Ko Olina Golf Club on April 18, 2012 in Kapolei, Hawaii. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
Hazardous line of sight
TIANJIN, CHINA - APRIL 21: Joost Luiten of the Netherlands during the third round of the Volvo China Open at the Binhai Lake Golf Course on April 21, 2012 in Tianjin, China. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
Senior knucks
SAVANNAH, GA - APRIL 20: Fred Couples and Jay Haas celebrate a birdie on the 17th green during the first round round of the Legends Division at the Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf at The Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa on April 20, 2012 in Savannah, Georgia. (Photo by Chris Condon/US PGA TOUR)
Ball, club, body went to a party. Head stayed home.
KAPOLEI, HI - APRIL 19: Amanda Blumenherst hits a tee shot on the fifth hole during the second round of the LPGA LOTTE Championship Presented by J Golf at the Ko Olina Golf Club on April 19, 2012 in Kapolei, Hawaii. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
Lone Star? Well, a top-20 ain't bad for Streelman
SAN ANTONIO, TX - APRIL 19: Kevin Streelman plays a tee shot during the first round of the Valero Texas Open at the AT&T Oaks Course at TPC San Antonio on April 19, 2012 in San Antonio, Texas. (Photo by Darren Carroll/Getty Images)
One tree hill
SAN ANTONIO, TX - APRIL 19: Ben Curtis plays an approach shot during the first round of the Valero Texas Open at the AT&T Oaks Course at TPC San Antonio on April 19, 2012 in San Antonio, Texas. (Photo by Darren Carroll/Getty Images)
Americans on U.S. soil? O-fer so far...
KAPOLEI, HI - APRIL 18: The shoes of Angela Stanford are seen as she waits to putt on the fourth green during the first round of the LPGA LOTTE Championship Presented by J Golf at the Ko Olina Golf Club on April 18, 2012 in Kapolei, Hawaii. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
