Hey, it's Rory McIlroy at a tennis match. Wonder what he's doing there?
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 28: Golfer Rory McIlroy of Northern Ireland, watches as Caroline Wozniacki of Denmark plays against Anne Keothavong of Great Britain during their Women's Singles Tennis match on Day 1 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon on July 28, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
I'm not going in there without a weapon - hand me my lightsabre
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 28: David Frost of South Africa in action during the third round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 28, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
Gilligan's bunker
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 28: Anthony Gilligan of Australia in action during the third round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 28, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
I told you that was the wrong club - I'll thank you not to speak to me the rest of the round
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 28: Fred Couples of the United States in action during the third round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 28, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
I know the sun's out, but this is Scotland - it could start raining anytime
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 28: Gary Hallberg of the United States in action during the third round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 28, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
I hope that place has an elevator
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 28: Fred Couples of the United States in action during the third round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 28, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
When I said I needed a shower, I meant in the locker room, with water!
ATZENBRUGG, AUSTRIA - JULY 28: Bernd Wiesberger of Austria celebrates after winning the Austrian Open at the Diamond Country Club on July 28, 2012 in Atzenbrugg, Austria. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)
I've got a ball marker in here somewhere.
EVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE - JULY 28: Paula Creamer of the United States of America looks on during day three of the Evian Masters at the Evian Masters Golf Club on July 28, 2012 in Evian-les-Bains, France. (Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images)
Ha, let's see that Villegas do fingertip pushups.
STOKE BY NAYLAND, ENGLAND - JULY 28: Stuart Manley of Wales in action during the third round of the English Challenge at Stoke by Nayland Golf, Hotel and Spa on July 28, 2012 in Stoke by Nayland, England. (Photo by Andrew Redington/Getty Images)
He's practicing giving volleyball signals
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 27: Eduardo Romero of Argentina waits on the 4th tee during the second round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course on July 27, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
Wonder if they saw my ball?
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 27: Tom Watson of the United States watches a fishing boat pass by the 9th tee during the second round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course on July 27, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
If I could only play defense in golf
EVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE - JULY 26: Melissa Reid in action during a VIP football match between Players, Caddies and ex-sportsmen on July 26, 2012 in Evian-les-Bains, France. (Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images)
'On the rocks' takes on a whole new meaning for Calc
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 26: Mark Calcavecchia of US looks for his ball on the beach on the 10th hole during the first round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 26, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
Looking to recapture his old distance, Greg Norman tries swinging one-handed
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 26: Greg Norman of Australia in action during the first round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 26, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
Nice, but he'll still take the claret jug.
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND - JULY 25: Tom Watson of US poses with his 'duel in the sun plaque' on the 18th hole prior to the first round of the Senior Open Championship played over the Ailsa Course, Turnberry on July 25, 2012 in Turnberry, United Kingdom. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
I knew I should have taken up soccer - balls are easier to sign
KELLS, IRELAND - JULY 23: Jamie Walsh of Charleville Golf Club marks his ball during the Skins PGA Fourball championship - Regional Qualifier at Headfort Golf Club on July 23, 2012 in Kells, Ireland. (Photo by Barry Cronin/Getty Images)
Watch the birdie.
KELLS, IRELAND - JULY 23: Paul Stevenson of Portadown Golf Club (Red) and Richard Hanna of Lurgan Golf Club (eventual winners) walk past a swan during the Skins PGA Fourball championship - Regional Qualifier at Headfort Golf Club on July 23, 2012 in Kells, Ireland. (Photo by Barry Cronin/Getty Images)
I'l open my eyes when John Daly and his pants are gone.
KELLS, IRELAND - JULY 23: Jamie Walsh of Charleville Golf Club in action during the Skins PGA Fourball championship - Regional Qualifier at Headfort Golf Club on July 23, 2012 in Kells, Ireland. (Photo by Barry Cronin/Getty Images)
