Why Two Parking Spaces Cost $500000

By Associated PressJuly 2, 2003, 4:00 pm
By Jim Litke of the Associated Press
 
Just in case the PGA Tour ever gets serious about testing for illegal equipment, cheaters are advised to memorize the following:
 
'This is my practice driver. I have it just to put on a show for the fans. I like to make people happy and I do that on the driving range.'
 
Pause and then look mournfully into the camera.
 
'I was getting ready for my round and I picked the wrong club. I feel sorry. I apologize to the tour, my fellow golfers and my fans.'
 
It might not look like much of an alibi in print, but a slightly different version worked pretty well for Sammy Sosa.
 
Besides, after commissioner Tim Finchem unveiled the tour's plan on testing for 'hot' drivers, the chances of anybody actually being caught are about the same as Phil Mickelson winning a major.
 
For one thing, the tests won't be mandatory, in keeping with the time-honored tradition of golfers calling their own fouls.
 
For another, the portable device that measures how quickly a golf ball springs off the face of a club at impact -- called the trampoline effect -- won't be rolled out until next January. The tour considered trying the test this week at the Western Open after being stung by rumors and warned by its major breadwinner, Tiger Woods, to do something about what he called a growing number of golfers wielding illegal drivers.
 
But those plans were abruptly shelved, a decision that infuriated Woods. And what Finchem said Tuesday, after meeting with the PGA Tour policy board and just before Woods tees it up at the Western, likely won't provide much comfort, either.
 
The commissioner said he didn't believe any golfers were cheating, though some might have inadvertently put 'hot' clubs in play after receiving them from manufacturers. Finchem did not say whether he also believed in the Easter bunny.
 
'The rumors are running rampant right now, and we need to get the rumors out of the game,' the commissioner said. 'The only way to do it is to be able to verify.'
 
If only it were as simple as a voluntary test.
 
From the late 1960s through 1995, gains in distance were measured in feet and didn't total the equivalent of a first down. But once titanium was introduced in drivers, the springlike effect has moved the chains down the field twice in just the past seven years.
 
When Woods started out on tour in 1996, the average driving distance was 266.4 yards. Last year, it was 279.8; this past February, 288.9.
 
In 1997, Woods was second in driving distance at 294.8. He never varied more than three yards since and finished second or third every year through 2001. Last year, he was sixth at 293.3. This year, at 292.2, Woods is 30th.
 
But Tiger is not the only guy changing places.
 
Last year, only John Daly averaged more than 300 yards. This year, four golfers are above that high-water mark, led by Hank Kuehne at 316.6. Last year, Boo Weekley finished second at 297. This year, that would place him 11th.
 
Finchem insisted the tour is constantly crunching the numbers, and that rules covering both clubs and balls already established by the U.S. Golf Association and its rules-making counterpart for the rest of the world, the Royal & Ancient Golf Club, will slow the distance gains to those that were experienced before the explosion of the last half-decade.
 
And to his credit, Finchem didn't fall back on the easy defense: that for all the distance the pros have added the last two decades, they're shooting essentially the same scores. He knows better than that.
 
A number of golf's greatest courses have already been sidelined as tournament sites because they can't be stretched another inch, and that list is only likely to grow.
 
Wiser folks have been calling for technology limits for years, but the supposedly stodgy thinkers at Augusta National decided they wouldn't sit still while the debate raged. Two years ago, they undertook the most extensive renovation in Augusta's long history.
 
'Our objective,' Johnson said at the time, 'is to keep this golf course current.'
 
That included buying a parcel of land about the size of two parking spaces from the neighboring Augusta Country Club for a cool $500,000 so the 13th tee could be moved back far enough to make driving the ball around the corner of a fairway more challenging.
 
But that isn't an option for most courses and Finchem knows only too well how many viewers the PGA Tour will lose if every tournament stop turns into a drive-and-wedge birdiepalooza. If he needs reminding of how technology can ruin a game, all he has to do is turn on a men's tennis match sometime.
 
The easiest way to solve the current problem is to test the clubs and balls of the winner -- like NASCAR does -- and a handful of other finishers chosen at random. Then sit back and wait for the excuses to roll in.
 
'This is my practice driver ...'
 
Jim Litke is the national sports colmnist for the Associated Press
 
Copyright 2003 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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Rose leads halted Indonesian Masters; Snedeker WDs

By Associated PressDecember 15, 2017, 2:04 pm

JAKARTA, Indonesia - Justin Rose held a three-stroke lead at the Indonesian Masters when bad weather stopped play Friday during the second round.

The Englishman, who shot a 10-under 62 on Thursday, had completed 13 holes and was 5 under on the day at the Royale Jakarta Golf Club course.

Kiradech Aphibarnrat (64) was in second place.

Brandt Snedeker withdrew wit on the 11th hole at 2 under for the day after shooting an opening 72.

There was no reason given for his withdrawal, but the American has been affected by a rib-sternum injury for most of the season. Ranked 51st in the world, he flew to Jakarta looking to move inside the top 50 by the end of the year and ensure a spot in next year's Masters.

Newsmaker of the Year: No. 2, Donald Trump

By Golf Channel DigitalDecember 15, 2017, 1:00 pm

Even away from the White House, President Donald Trump generated plenty of headlines this year.

Trump’s first year in office didn’t dim his enthusiasm for the game, as he made splashy appearances at two big events, tweeted about golf to his more than 44 million followers, teed it up with some of the sport’s biggest stars, including Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy and Lexi Thompson, and fired a few eyebrow-raising scores. Logging more than 75 rounds since his inauguration, the 3-handicap has only bolstered his reputation as the best golfing president, particularly after his alleged 73 with Sen. Lindsey Graham.

None of his appearances created a bigger stir than when he attended the U.S. Women’s Open. Despite protests and calls for the USGA to move its premier women’s event from Trump Bedminster – the president reportedly threatened to sue – his weekend there went off without incident, as Trump watched the action and hosted players in his private box near the 15th green.


Full list of 2017 Newsmakers of the Year


Despite his controversial rhetoric on a variety of national issues, Trump has remained a staunch supporter of women’s golf, and he became the first sitting president to attend the U.S. Women’s Open.

An honorary chairman of the Presidents Cup, Trump also flew to Liberty National for the biennial team event, where he presented the trophy to the U.S. team and dedicated the victory to the hurricane victims in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico.

In late November, amid tweets about the national anthem, Turkey, Egypt and Time Magazine, Trump announced that he was playing a round in South Florida with Woods and world No. 1 Dustin Johnson.

Yes, that too became a headline, just like everything else Trump did in 2017.


Playing with the pros

Tiger, DJ and Faxon

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Rory faces criticism

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Article: Rory: Round with Trump not a 'political statement'


President at the Presidents Cup


Video: President Trump makes the rounds at Liberty National

Article: President Trump presents trophy to U.S. team

Article: Stricker: 'Great thrill' to get trophy from Trump


Purported round of 73 with Lindsey Graham

Article: Senator tweets Trump shot 73 in windy, wet conditions

Article: Graham offers details on Trump's round of 73


Cart on the green


Article: Trump appears to drive cart on Bedminster green


Presence and protests at U.S. Women's Open


Article: Trump makes presidential history at Women's Open

Article: Trump supporters, protesters clash near Women's Open

Article: UltraViolet takes protest inside Trump National


Photo gallery: President Trump at the U.S. Women's Open


Trump golf properties

Vandalism

Article: Environmental group vandalizes Trump golf course

Article: Man accused of vandalizing four Trump courses

Finances


Article: Two Trump courses in Scotland losing millions

Article: Eric Trump denies Russia helped fund golf courses

Article: Trump company ordered to pay $5.77M in dues dispute

Reportedly fake TIME covers


Article: Trump clubs display fake Time magazine cover


Trump apologizes for voter-fraud story

Report: Trump's voter fraud claim tied to Langer

Langer: Trump 'apologized' for story mix-up


Pros comment on the president

Article: Players defend Trump at Senior PGA Championship

Article: Trump congratulates Daly; Daly congratulates Trump

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Spieth, Thomas headline winter break trip to Cabo

By Grill Room TeamDecember 15, 2017, 1:05 am

Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth. Really good at golf. Really good at vacationing.

With #SB2K18 still months away, Thomas and Spieth headlined a vacation to Cabo San Lucas, and this will shock you but it looks like they had a great time.

Spring break veteran Smylie Kaufman joined the party, as did Thomas' roommate, Tom Lovelady, who continued his shirtless trend.

The gang played all the hits, including shoeless golf in baketball jerseys and late nights with Casamigos tequila.

Image via tom.lovelady on Instagram.

In conclusion, it's still good to be these guys.