Tales Of Hoffman

By Brian HewittJanuary 22, 2007, 5:00 pm
There were more story lines swirling around in those stinging California desert winds Sunday than there are one-liners stored in the comedic speed dial of George Lopez brain.
Which brings us for a moment, indirectly, to Yogi Berra, one of the amateur celebrities at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic.
Here is my vote for the funniest remark ever uttered by Berra, the master of the inadvertent utterance:
Years ago, Berra found himself going through the reception line on a warm day at the Governors mansion in New York. He was wearing a lime-green leisure suit.
Why, Yogi, cooed Mrs. Cuomo, the Governors wife, you look so cool.
Thanks, Mrs. Cuomo, Berra answered shyly. You dont look so hot yourself.
Meanwhile, back at the golf tournament ...
Charley Hoffmans chances didnt look so hot in the fifth and final round Sunday at Classic Club where the winds were gusting to 40 mph and the scores were soaring faster than the Argentine inflation rate.
When it blows 40 its a whole different kettle of fish, said Justin Rose, the Saturday night co-leader who wound up tied for third. It becomes survival, really, more than anything. The wind was playing us today.
Hoffman survived by making birdie on the 89th hole with a deuce after watching playing competitor Jeff Quinney eagle it with an ace. Then Hoffman eagled the 90th hole. Then he made birdie again on the first hole of the playoff to beat John Rollins to win his first PGA TOUR event.
It feels like we played about 36 today, said a spent Rollins.
It was brutal out there, added Hoffman, who nevertheless, jumped from No. 197 in the Official World Golf Ranking to No. 92.
Lucas Glover, the other Saturday night co-leader, skied to 80 and a T13. Phil Mickelson, playing in his first tournament since last falls Ryder Cup, blew to a 78 and a share of 45th. Joe Ogilvies 68 was the best round of the day and hustled him from T60 to a T18 finish.
Until yesterday, Hoffman was more well-known for his flowing locks that are a cross between Craig T. Nelson, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Cousin It from the TV sitcom The Addams Family.
But now all that work on the range Hoffman has done with teacher Shaun Callahan at Butch Harmons golf school in Las Vegas has finally paid off in a big way.
Memo to Charley Hoffman: Dont cut your hair until you lose your exempt status. Tigers got his stare. Phils got his phlop. Dalys got his Jerry Springer lifestyle. Youve got the longest, blondest hair in mens golf and enough new money now ($900,000) to hire your own personal coiffeur.
To tell you the truth, Hoffman said, I thought Justin was going to run away with it. In the end, wet tee balls on the 11th hole Saturday and Sunday were too much for Rose to overcome.
Hoffman said he also was embarrassed in the playoff when he said nice shot while Rollins tee ball was in the air only to watch the wind blow it into a bunker. Rollins didnt feel so hot himself.
Now, the 30-year-old Hoffman has his ticket punched on the PGA TOUR for the rest of 2007 and all of 2008 and 2009. This week he returns, a PGA TOUR winner, to the San Diego area where he grew up. He will tee it up at the Buick Invitational. The story line there at Torrey Pines will be Tiger Woods quest to win his seventh straight TOUR event in his first appearance of the year.
Roses final-round 76 took the bloom off an otherwise terrific week of scoring and fun at this Bob Hope Chrysler Classic hosted by Lopez. Rose wound up 130th in final-round scoring last year on TOUR. And it is an area he must improve.
Quinney, the 2000 U.S. Amateur champion, won more than $300,000 on the Nationwide Tour last year without a victory. His T4 with Heath Slocum finally has him headed in the direction many people thought he was going five years ago. His hole-in-one club at No. 17 was a 4-iron from 178 yards.
But in the end, it was Hoffmans day. Yogi Berra once said, when asked about a restaurant: Nobody goes there anymore. Its too crowded.
Charley Hoffmans bank account just got a little more crowded. And nobody can go there but him.
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    DJ: Kapalua win means nothing for Abu Dhabi

    By Associated PressJanuary 17, 2018, 2:55 pm

    ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates – Dustin Johnson's recent victory in Hawaii doesn't mean much when it comes to this week's tournament.

    The top-ranked American will play at the Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship for the second straight year. But this time he is coming off a victory at the Sentry Tournament of Champions, which he won by eight shots.

    ''That was two weeks ago. So it really doesn't matter what I did there,'' said Johnson, who finished runner-up to Tommy Fleetwood in Abu Dhabi last year. ''This is a completely new week and everybody starts at even par and so I've got to start over again.''

    In 2017, the long-hitting Johnson put himself in contention despite only making one eagle and no birdies on the four par-5s over the first three rounds.

    ''The par 5s here, they are not real easy because they are fairly long, but dependent on the wind, I can reach them if I hit good tee balls,'' the 2016 U.S. Open champion said. ''Obviously, I'd like to play them a little better this year.''

    The tournament will see the return of Paul Casey as a full member of the European Tour after being away for three years.

    ''It's really cool to be back. What do they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder? Quite cheesy, but no, really, really cool,'' said the 40-year-old Englishman, who is now ranked 14th in the world. ''When I was back at the Open Championship at Birkdale, just the reception there, playing in front of a home crowd, I knew this is something I just miss.''

    The Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship starts Thursday and also features former No. 1 Rory McIlroy, who is making a comeback after more than three months off.

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    Kuchar joins European Tour as affiliate member

    By Will GrayJanuary 17, 2018, 2:52 pm

    Months after he nearly captured the claret jug, Matt Kuchar has made plans to play a bit more golf in Europe in 2018.

    Kuchar is in the field this week at the Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship, and he told reporters in advance of the opening round that he has opted to join the European Tour as an affiliate member:

    As an affiliate member, Kuchar will not have a required minimum number of starts to make. It's the same membership status claimed last year by Kevin Na and Jon Rahm, the latter of whom then became a full member and won two European Tour events in 2017.

    Kuchar made six European Tour starts last year, including his runner-up performance at The Open. He finished T-4 at the Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open in his lone European Tour start that wasn't co-sanctioned by the PGA Tour.

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    Hot Seat: Rory jumps into the fire early

    By Randall MellJanuary 17, 2018, 2:11 pm

    The world’s top tours head to desert regions this week, perfect locales for The Hot Seat, the gauge upon which we measure the level of heat the game’s top personalities are facing ...

    Sahara sizzle: Rory McIlroy

    McIlroy won’t have to look far to see how his form measures up to world No. 1 Dustin Johnson at the Abu Dhabi HSBC Championship.

    McIlroy will make his 2018 debut with Johnson in his face, literally.

    McIlroy will be grouped with Johnson and Tommy Fleetwood in the first two rounds.

    Players like to downplay pairings early in a tournament, but it’s hard to believe McIlroy and Johnson won’t be trying to send each other messages in this European Tour event in the United Arab Emirates. That’s the alpha-dog nature of world-class players looking to protect their turf, or in the case of McIlroy, take back his turf.

    “When you are at the elite level, you are always trying to send a message,” Trevor Immelman said about pairings during Tiger Woods’ return at the Hero World Challenge last month.

    And that was an offseason event.

    “They want to show this guy, ‘This is what I got,’” Immelman said.

    As early season matchups go, Abu Dhabi is a heavyweight pairing that ought to be fun.

    So there will be no easing into the new year for McIlroy after taking off the last three months to regroup from the stubborn rib injury that plagued him last season. He is coming off a winless year, and he will be doing so alongside a guy who just won the first PGA Tour event of 2018 in an eight-shot rout. Johnson’s victory in Hawaii two weeks ago was his fifth since McIlroy last won.

    “Mentally, I wasn’t in a great place, and that was because of where I was physically,” McIlroy said of 2017. “I feel prepared now. I feel ready, and I feel ready to challenge. I feel really good about where I’m at with my health. I’ve put all that behind me, which has been great.”

    Sonoran Smolder: Phil Mickelson

    Mickelson will turn 48 this summer.

    His world ranking is sliding, down to No. 43 now, which is the lowest he has ranked in 24 years.

    It’s been more than four years since he last won, making him 0 for his last 92 starts.

    There’s motivation in all of that for Mickelson. He makes his 2018 debut at the CareerBuilder Challenge in the Palm Springs area this week talking like a man on a renewed mission.

    There’s a Ryder Cup team to make this season, which would be his 12th straight, and there’s a career Grand Slam to claim, with the U.S. Open returning to Shinnecock Hills, where Mickelson finished second in ’04.

    While Mickelson may not feel old, there are so many young stars standing in his way that it’s hard not to be constantly reminded that time isn’t on his side in these events anymore.

    There has only been one player in the history of the game to win a major championship who was older than Mickelson is right now. Julius Boros won the PGA Championship when he was 48 back in 1968.

    Campaign fever: Jordan Spieth

    Spieth’s respect in the game’s ranks extends outside the ropes.

    He was just selected to run for the PGA Tour Player Advisory Council’s chairman position. He is facing Billy Hurley III in an election to see who will succeed Davis Love III on the Tour’s Policy Board next year.

    Spieth, just 24, has already made Time Magazine’s list of the “100 Most Influential People.” He made that back in 2016, with the magazine writing that “he exemplifies everything that’s great about sports.” Sounds like a campaign slogan.

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    CareerBuilder Challenge: Tee times, TV schedule, stats

    By Golf Channel DigitalJanuary 17, 2018, 1:10 pm

    The PGA Tour shifts from Hawaii to Southern California for the second full-field event of the year. Here are the key stats and information for the CareerBuilder Challenge. Click here for full-field tee times.

    How to watch (all rounds on Golf Channel):

    Thursday, Rd. 1: 3-7PM ET; live stream: http://www.golfchannel.com/pgastream

    Friday, Rd. 2: 3-7PM ET; live stream: http://www.golfchannel.com/pgastream

    Saturday, Rd. 3: 3-7PM ET; live stream: http://www.golfchannel.com/pgastream

    Sunday, Rd. 4: 3-7PM ET; live stream: http://www.golfchannel.com/pgastream

    Purse: $5.9 million ($1,062,000 to winner)

    Courses: PGA West, Stadium Course, La Quinta, Calif. (72-7,113); PGA West, Nicklaus Tournament Course, La Quinta, Calif. (72-7,159); La Quinta Country Club, La Quinta, Calif. (72-7,060) NOTE: All three courses will be used for the first three rounds but only the Stadium Course will be used for the final round.

    Defending champion: Hudson Swafford (-20) - defeated Adam Hadwin by one stroke to earn his first PGA Tour win.

    Notables in the field

    Phil Mickelson

    * This is his first start of 2018. It's the fourth consecutive year he has made this event the first one on his yearly calendar.

    * For the second year in a row he will serve as the tournament's official ambassador.

    * He has won this event twice - in 2002 and 2004.

    * This will be his 97th worldwide start since his most recent win, The Open in 2013.

    Jon Rahm

    * Ranked No. 3 in the world, he finished runner-up in the Sentry Tournament of Champions.

    * In 37 worldwide starts as a pro, he has 14 top-5 finishes.

    * Last year he finished T-34 in this event.

    Adam Hadwin

    * Last year in the third round, he shot 59 at La Quinta Country Club. It was the ninth - and still most recent - sub-60 round on Tour.

    * In his only start of 2018, the Canadian finished 32nd in the Sentry Tournament of Champions.

    Brian Harman

    * Only player on the PGA Tour with five top-10 finishes this season.

    * Ranks fifth in greens in regulation this season.

    * Finished third in the Sentry Tournament of Champions and T-4 in the Sony Open in Hawaii.

    Brandt Snedeker

    * Making only his third worldwide start since last June at the Travelers Championship. He has been recovering from a chest injury.

    * This is his first start since he withdrew from the Indonesian Masters in December because of heat exhaustion.

    * Hasn't played in this event since missing the cut in 2015.

    Patrick Reed

    * Earned his first career victory in this event in 2014, shooting three consecutive rounds of 63.

    * This is his first start of 2018.

    * Last season finished seventh in strokes gained: putting, the best ranking of his career.

    (Stats provided by the Golf Channel editorial research unit.)