Tunes Toned and Tune-ing Up

By Dena DavisApril 1, 2008, 4:00 pm
Editor's note: As a part of the creative braintrust in the GOLF CHANNEL news department, Dena Davis thrives on uncovering compelling stories in golf for our shows, and finding unique, fresh ways to give viewers their golf news. These are her weekly thoughts, some random musings, and even a few programming notes. And she would like you to remember: It's all said in good fun.
Master(s) of His Domain?:
Last July, Andres Romero had already expedia-dot-com-ed his trip to Magnolia Lane after notching a third-place finish at Carnoustie. So the golden ticket the Argentine received in the magical city of New Orleans last weekend granting him access to Billy Payne and the Azalea Factory for his maiden PGA TOUR victory was, well, meaningless. However, what if it hadnt been? If only those primo passes could be transferable. For instance, given to one of the two 2008 winners on the PGA TOUR who didnt get an invite but perhaps deserved one given their seasons performances so far. Yes, Im talking about Brian Gay and Greg Kraft, who captured those opposite PGA TOUR events in Mexico and Puerto Rico. Hey, no offense to our 2005 U.S. Open Champion -- and thereby an owner of a 5-year Masters exemption -- Michael Campbell, who has never made a cut at Augusta National in six attempts. But I think Gay or Kraft would have made a lot more out of their starts at The Masters than the New Zealander who has only teed it up twice this year ' missing the cut both times on the European Tour. (Todd Hamilton could not be reached for comment.)
Pretty Young Thing:
Michelle Wie has a boyfriend! OMG! And hes so dreamy! Yes, but will he have more success on the professional level than his girlfriend? Perhaps not. Stanford hoops star Robin Lopez is a 7-foot center who may have more uh, tremendous upside, as a boyfriend than a pro athlete. Robin and his Twin Tower brother Brook are sensitive, wholesome boys who enjoy everything Disney and own every Michael Jackson album ever made (I want to love you, P.Y.T.!) And both are foregoing their junior years to leave the amateur ranks for the big bucks and endorsement deals (this sounds familiar, Michelle). However, Brook is further along in his skills as he is projected to go in the top 10, while Robin may not get taken until the second round. The NBA Draft is June 26th. Interestingly, the U.S. Women's Open week at Interlachen begins June 26th. I wonder if Robin will be bringing a date to Madison Square Garden.
On Another (Musical) Note:
I thought it was over when Roy Hibbert and his Hoyas were ousted from the tournament. No longer would I be singing out loud about the Georgetown big fella, I said a hip hop the hibbie hibba Hibbert, you dont stop the rock it, to the bang bang boogie No? Im the only one? Yeah, well, Roy Hibbert is now forever synonymous with Sugar Hill Gangs Rappers Delight in my crazy musical world. Well, this weekend promises to hold more of the same kind of ditty doozies. Get ready for repeated renditions of Sasha Kaun, let me rock ya, let me rock ya Sasha Kaun, from all your bar friends and maybe some hip sportscasters. What is it with these college hoop centers? Still, those tunes are considerably less annoying than what Ive been belting out (read: butchering) around the newsroom for over five years now ' much to the dismay of my co-workers, Dont cry for me Arjun Atwaaaaaaaal! The truth is, I never left yoooooou. Yep.
Does This Suit Make Me Look Fat?
'I don't eat ice cream or bacon or sausages or white bread or milk...It's simple. Fatty things make you fat,' said Gary Player to Golfweek when asked how he stays so healthy and fit at age 72, as he embarks on his 51st Masters. Yes, but what about beer, Mr. Player? Beer! Surely, a Guinness here and there wouldnt hurt? I wonder if Mr. Player would be impressed to know that on the weekends at work, sometimes we pick TOUR players for the day and drop down and do push-ups every time they make birdies? True story.
A Knight to Remember:
Speaking of being impressed, the first time I met Gary Player, I was a hot sweaty mess. It was a weekday night a few years ago and I stopped by work after spending several intimate hours with a treadmill, a stair-master and some weights. Being late in the evening, I figured I could just grab some things off my desk without any fanfare. I pulled up to The Channel, grabbed my employee badge and headed in. As I opened the door of the lobby, barreling in at a fast pace, there stood a South African legend in my path. I practically bounced into ' and off of ' the steely sturdy 5-foot-7 Black Knight, as if he had just set a basketball screen on me.
Well, of all the Hall-of-Fame golfers you would want to (literally) run into whilst looking bedraggled, hat-pulled down, and clothed in just a perspiration-drenched sports bra and gym shorts, its the fitness-fiend known as Gary Player, my friends.
Whoa there, champ! He said to me, chuckling, Youre looking strong! And I just stood there frozen in my tracks, wide-eyed and grinning. (I had met Tiger, Jack, and Arnie without losing the ability to talk in their presence, but with Mr. Player, a guy who Id always admired for his incredible work ethic and exuberant passion for golf ' and life, my mouth was completely caught off guard.) Eventually I was able to spit out a meek Hi, and then something to the effect of, Yes um I worked out.
And then it was over. He was out the door. And I had just met a man I considered a hero and Id forgotten to shake his hand or tell him my name. I'm never getting that moment back.
Going Yard:
On Sunday, Ryan Zimmerman launched a two-out solo home run into the left-field stands in the bottom of the ninth to give his Washington Nationals a dramatic opening night victory and christening the fancy fresh ballpark with the walk-off dinger. Heres hoping well see similar heroics by a golfer in Texas this Sunday; perhaps with a memorable winning putt on the 72nd hole at the new Rees Jones' Tournament Course at Redstone Golf Club, sending someone straight to Amen Corner for the first time. Houston, Hallelujah!
Things Im Not Buying Into:
  • Colin Montgomeries Payne-ful Pity-Party - Come on, man! Get ahold of yourself. Have you no shame! I usually love Mrs. Doubtfire in all of his curmudgeon glory (I might be one of the few), but you cannot start calling out The Masters committee --and Asian players who received special invites -- grumbling that you didnt get in because youre not Chinese? Because of television rights? Dude. What have you done on a golf course lately? Youre ranked 75th in the world and plummeting pronto-like. And may I remind me you, that youve missed the cut at this particular major Toonamint four times in the last five years? And Im not even going to embarrass you by bringing up the fact that the three Asian players youre complaining about: Prayad Marksaeng of Thailand, Liang Wen-hong of China, and Jeev Milkha Singh of India, have all out-played you this year, with better finishes in PGA Tour starts?
  • Stef-FIN Curry is 20 years old? - I dont believe it. Youre telling me this baby-faced peach-fuzz-above-the-lip kid is the same age as old-man-get-off-my-lawn-kid! Greg Oden? Its a good thing Dells son is coming back to Davidson (my prediction for Cinderella two weeks ago, ahem) for another year. Imagine how good hes going to be once he hits puberty! Ha. Did you see what I did there? Combined last years trendy college hoops age-joke with this years so yeah.
  • Chocolate Skittles? - Seriously? Really. REALLY? Was there a need? Why are you putting chocolate on my Skittles? That makes them non-Skittles in my book ' youre completely altering their God-given genetic makeup. Skittles should taste like Skittles, not like chocolate. Am I right? Answer me that. (No, not you, Mr. Player. Skittles make us fat.)
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    Simpson, Noren share Honda lead after challenging Rd. 1

    By Doug FergusonFebruary 23, 2018, 1:25 am

    PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - Tiger Woods had what he called ''easily'' his best round hitting the ball, and he didn't even break par at the Honda Classic.

    Alex Noren and Webb Simpson shared the lead at 4-under 66 in steady wind on a penal PGA National golf course, and felt as though they had to work hard for it. Both dropped only one shot Thursday, which might have been as great an accomplishment as any of their birdies.

    ''When you stand on certain tee boxes or certain approach shots, you remember that, 'Man, this is one of the hardest courses we play all year, including majors,''' said Simpson, who is playing the Honda Classic for the first time in seven years.

    Only 20 players broke par, and just as many were at 76 or worse.

    Woods had only one big blunder - a double bogey on the par-5 third hole when he missed the green and missed a 3-foot putt - in an otherwise stress-free round. He had one other bogey against three birdies, and was rarely out of position. Even one of his two wild drives, when his ball landed behind two carts that were selling frozen lemonade and soft pretzels, he still had a good angle to the green.

    ''It was very positive today,'' Woods said. ''It was a tough day out there for all of us, and even par is a good score.''

    It was plenty tough for Adam Scott, who again stumbled his way through the closing stretch of holes that feature water, water and more water. Scott went into the water on the par-3 15th and made double bogey, and then hit into the water on the par-3 17th and made triple bogey. He shot 73.

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    Rory McIlroy was at even par deep into the back nine when he figured his last chance at birdie would be the par-5 18th. Once he got there, he figured his best chance at birdie was to hit 3-wood on or near the green. Instead, he came up a yard short and into the water, made double bogey and shot 72.

    Noren, who lost in a playoff at Torrey Pines last month, shot 31 on the front nine and finished with a 6-foot birdie on the ninth hole into a strong wind for his 66.

    The Swede is a nine-time winner on the European Tour who is No. 16 in the world, though he has yet to make a connection among American golf fans - outside of Stillwater, Oklahoma, from his college days at Oklahoma State - from not having fared well at big events. Noren spends time in South Florida during the winter, so he's getting used to this variety of putting surfaces.

    ''I came over here to try to play some more American-style courses, get firmer greens, more rough, and to improve my driving and improve my long game,'' Noren said. ''So it's been great.''

    PGA champion Justin Thomas, Daniel Berger and Morgan Hoffmann - who all live up the road in Jupiter - opened with a 67. There's not much of an advantage because hardly anyone plays PGA National the other 51 weeks of the year. It's a resort that gets plenty of traffic, and conditions aren't quite the same.

    Louis Oosthuizen, the South African who now lives primarily in West Palm Beach, also came out to PGA National a few weeks ago to get a feel for the course. He was just like everyone else that day - carts on paths only. Not everyone can hole a bunker shot on the final hole at No. 9 for a 67. Mackenzie Hughes of Canada shot his 67 with a bogey from a bunker on No. 9.

    Woods, in his third PGA Tour event since returning from a fourth back surgery, appears to be making progress.

    ''One bad hole,'' he said. ''That's the way it goes.''

    It came on the easiest hole on the course. Woods drove into a fairway bunker on the par-5 third, laid up and put his third shot in a bunker. He barely got it out to the collar, used the edge of his sand wedge to putt it down toward the hole and missed the 3-foot par putt.

    He answered with a birdie and made pars the rest of the way.

    ''I'm trying to get better, more efficient at what I'm doing,'' Woods said. ''And also I'm actually doing it under the gun, under the pressure of having to hit golf shots, and this golf course is not forgiving whatsoever. I was very happy with the way I hit it today.''

    Woods played with Patton Kizzire, who already has won twice on the PGA Tour season this year. Kizzire had never met Woods until Thursday, and he yanked his opening tee shot into a palmetto bush. No one could find it, so he had to return to the tee to play his third shot. Kizzire covered the 505 yards in three shots, an outstanding bogey considering the two-shot penalty.

    Later, he laughed about the moment.

    ''I was so nervous,'' Kizzire said. ''I said to Tiger, 'Why did you have to make me so nervous?'''

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    Players battle 'crusty' greens on Day 1 at Honda

    By Randall MellFebruary 22, 2018, 11:52 pm

    PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. – Tiger Woods called the greens “scratchy” on PGA National’s Champion Course.

    Rory McIlroy said there is “not a lot of grass on them.”

    Morgan Hoffmann said they are “pretty dicey in spots, like a lot of dirt.”

    The first round of the Honda Classic left players talking almost as much about the challenge of navigating the greens as they did the challenge of Florida’s blustery, winter winds.

    “They looked more like Sunday greens than Thursday,” McIlroy said. “They are pretty crusty. They are going to have a job keeping a couple of them alive.”

    The Champion Course always plays tough, ranking annually among the most challenging on the PGA Tour. With a very dry February, the course is firmer and faster than it typically plays.

    “Today was not easy,” Woods said. “It's going to get more difficult because these greens are not the best . . . Some of these putts are a bit bouncy . . . There's no root structure. You hit shots and you see this big puff of sand on the greens, so that shows you there's not a lot of root structure.”

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    Brad Nelson, PGA National’s director of agronomy, said the Champion Course’s TifEagle Bermuda greens are 18 years old, and they are dealing with some contamination, in spots, of other strains of grasses.

    “As it’s been so warm and dry, and as we are trying to get the greens so firm, those areas that are not a true Tifeagle variety anymore, they get unhappy,” Nelson said. “What I mean by unhappy is that they open up a little bit . . . It gives them the appearance of being a little bit thin in some areas.”

    Nelson said the greens are scheduled for re-grassing in the summer of 2019. He said the greens do have a “crusty” quality, but . . .

    “Our goal is to be really, really firm, and we feel like we are in a good place for where we want them to be going into the weekend,” he said.

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    McIlroy, Scott have forgettable finish at Honda

    By Ryan LavnerFebruary 22, 2018, 11:03 pm

    PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. – Rory McIlroy and the rest of his group had a forgettable end to their rounds Thursday at the Honda Classic.

    McIlroy was even par for the day and looking for one final birdie to end his opening round. Only two players had reached the par-5 finishing hole, but McIlroy tried to hold a 3-wood up against the wind from 268 yards away. It found the water, leading to a double bogey and a round of 2-over 72.  

    “It was the right shot,” McIlroy said. “I just didn’t execute it the right way.”

    He wasn’t the only player to struggle coming home.

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    Adam Scott, who won here in 2016, found the water on both par 3s in the Bear Trap, Nos. 15 and 17. He made double on 15, then triple on 17, after his shot from the drop area went long, then he failed to get up and down. He shot 73, spoiling a solid round.

    The third player in the group, Padraig Harrington, made a mess of the 16th hole, taking a triple.

    The group played the last four holes in a combined 10 over.

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    Woods (70) better in every way on Day 1 at Honda

    By Ryan LavnerFebruary 22, 2018, 8:40 pm

    PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. – Consider it a sign of the times that Tiger Woods was ecstatic about an even-par score Thursday at the Honda Classic.

    It was by far his most impressive round in this nascent comeback.

    Playing in a steady 20-mph wind, Woods was better in all facets of the game Thursday at PGA National. Better off the tee. Better with his irons. And better on and around the “scratchy” greens.

    He hung tough to shoot 70 – four shots better than his playing partner, Patton Kizzire, a two-time winner this season and the current FedExCup leader – and afterward Woods said that it was a “very positive” day and that he was “very solid.”

    It’s a small sample size, of course – seven rounds – but Woods didn’t hesitate in declaring this “easily” his best ball-striking round of the year.

    And indeed it was, even if the stats don’t jump off the page.

    Officially, he hit only seven of 14 fairways and just 10 greens, but some of those misses off the tee were a few paces into the rough, and some of those iron shots finished just off the edge of the green.

    The more telling stat was this: His proximity to the hole (28 feet) was more than an 11-foot improvement over his first two starts this year. And also this: He was 11th among the early starters in strokes gained-tee to green, which measures a player’s all-around ball-striking. Last week, at Riviera, he ranked 121st.

    “I felt very comfortable,” he said. “I felt like I hit the ball really well, and it was tough out there. I had to hit a lot of knockdown shots. I had to work the golf ball both ways, and occasionally downwind, straight up in the air.

    “I was able to do all that today, so that was very pleasing.”

    The Champion Course here at PGA National is the kind of course that magnifies misses and exposes a player if he’s slightly off with his game. There is water on 15 of the 18 holes, and there are countless bunkers, and it’s almost always – as it was Thursday – played in a one- or two-club wind. Even though it’s played a half hour from Woods’ compound in Hobe Sound, the Honda wasn’t thought to be an ideal tune-up for Woods’ rebuilt game.

    But maybe this was just what he needed. He had to hit every conceivable shot Thursday, to shape it both ways, high and low, and he executed nearly every one of them.

    The only hole he butchered was the par-5 third. With 165 yards for his third shot, he tried to draw a 6-iron into a stiff wind. He turned it over a touch too much, and it dropped into the bunker. He hit what he thought was a perfect bunker shot, but it got caught in the overseeded rye grass around the green and stayed short. He chipped to 3 feet and then was blown off-balance by a wind gust. Double.

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    But what pleased Woods most was what he did next. Steaming from those unforced errors, he was between a 2- and 3-iron off the tee. He wanted to leave himself a 60-degree wedge for his approach into the short fourth hole, but a full 2-iron would have put him too close to the green.

    So he took a little off and “threw it up in the air” – 292 yards.

    “That felt really good,” Woods said, smiling. And so did the 6-footer that dropped for a bounce-back birdie.

    "I feel like I'm really not that far away," he said. 

    To illustrate just how much Woods’ game has evolved in seven rounds, consider this perspective from Brandt Snedeker.

    They played together at Torrey Pines, where Woods somehow made the cut despite driving it all over the map. In the third round, Woods scraped together a 70 while Snedeker turned in a 74, and afterward Snedeker said that Woods’ short game was “probably as good or better than I ever remember it being.”

    A month later, Snedeker saw significant changes. Woods’ short game is still tidy, but he said that his iron play is vastly improved, and it needed to be, given the challenging conditions in the first round.

    “He controlled his ball flight really well and hit a bunch of really good shots that he wasn’t able to hit at Torrey, because he was rusty,” said Snedeker, who shot 74. “So it was cool to see him flight the ball and hit some little cut shots and some little three-quarter shots and do stuff I’m accustomed to see him doing.”

    Conditions are expected to only get more difficult, more wind-whipped and more burned out, which is why the winning score here has been single-digits under par four of the past five years.

    But Woods checked an important box Thursday, hitting the shots that were required in the most difficult conditions he has faced so far.

    Said Snedeker: “I expect to see this as his baseline, and it’ll only get better from here.”