Golf Talk Live - Lorie Kane Transcript Segment 5

By Golf Channel DigitalMay 10, 1999, 4:00 pm
PETER KESSLER
IF YOU HADN'T TURNED PROFESSIONAL IN YOUR LATE 20'S, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GREW UP?

LORIE KANE
(LAUGH)

GOOD QUESTION.

PETER KESSLER
THANK YOU.

LORIE KANE
UM . PETER, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STAYED INVOLVED IN THE GAME. I . I STARTED WORKING AT MY HOME CLUB, BELVEDERE, IN CHARLOTTETOWN WHEN I WAS 12,

UH, CLEANING CLUBS AND THEN I GRADUATED INTO THE SHOP. AND I DID ALL THE THINGS THAT UH, PROBABLY AN ASSISTANT WOULD DO UP UNTIL THE POINT I TURNED PRO.

UM, I LOVE THE BUSINESS. AND I ENJOY THE OTHER SIDE OF IT AS MUCH AS I DO THE PLAYING. UH, SO I . I PROBABLY WOULD BE STILL INVOLVED WITH THE BUSINESS.

PETER KESSLER
WHEN WE WATCH YOU PLAY GOLF, YOU DO SO WITH AN INNER JOY THAT WE CAN CLEARLY SEE . HAPPY TO BE THERE, HAPPY TO BE PLAYING. IF IT'S A BAD SHOT YOU'RE GONNA SHAKE IT OFF AND GO TO THE NEXT ONE.

LORIE KANE
YUP.

PETER KESSLER
WE WATCH ANNIKA PLAY AND SHE GIVES US THE SENSE THAT SHE NEVER STRAINS FOR HER SCORES, THAT THERE'S AN INNER CONTENTMENT THAT LET'S HER GLIDE.

LORIE KANE
UH-HUH.

PETER KESSLER
WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO THAT?

LORIE KANE
WELL I FIND . ANNIKA'S . A SUPER PLAYER AND A GREAT PERSON AND IS VERY LEVEL ON THE GOLF COURSE. UH, I'VE LEARNED A LOT PLAYING WITH HER. UM, AS MUCH AS I DON'T REACT OR . I SOMETIMES DO REACT TOO MUCH TO SHOTS. AND .

THIS WEEKEND IS A PRIME EXAMPLE. WE FINISHED TODAY AND I HAD FIVE HOLES TO PLAY. I 3-PUTTED THE FIRST HOLE. I 3-PUTTED THE NEXT HOLE. I PARRED THE . THE FOLLOWING HOLE. I MADE A DOUBLE ON 17. AND I MADE AN EAGLE ON THE 18TH.

AND I WAS GOING LIKE THIS . (MOVES HAND UP AND DOWN). NOW, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ANNIKA SORENSTAM. SHE STAYS WITHIN HERSELF. UH, AND OBVIOUSLY DOES VERY WELL WITH IT, UM, WHICH IS PROBABLY SOMETHING I'M STILL LEARNING.

UH, I HAVE FUN THOUGH OUT THERE. AND I . I LIKE TO SHOW MY EXPRESSIONS. AND UH . YOU KNOW, PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT LIKE DOTTIE AND HELEN AND THE REST OF THE GIRLS OUT THERE.

BUT, ANNIKA IS VERY EVEN KEEL AND I REALLY THINK THAT THAT'S UH . THAT'S A BIG PLUS FOR HER GAME.

PETER KESSLER
ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN KARRIE WEBB. AND THIS YEAR, SHE HAS STEPPED IT UP

LORIE KANE
YEAH . WOW ...

PETER KESSLER
TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

DO YOU SUPPOSED THAT'S A REACTION TO WHAT ANNIKA HAS BEEN DOING SINCE ANNIKA WON THE U.S. OPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN '95?

LORIE KANE
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I THINK THE TWO OF THEM, UM . A LITTLE BIT OF A RIVAL BETWEEN THEM. AND UH, IT'S GOOD FOR THE TOUR BECAUSE IT'S MAKING ALL OF US RIGHT DOWN THE LINE, UH, PICK IT UP A NOTCH OR TWO.

UH, KARRIE NEEDS TO BE COMMENDED. SHE'S . SHE'S A FANTASTIC ATHLETE AND A . AND A GOOD FRIEND AND A GOOD PLAYER AND .UH, WINNING LIKE SHE IS AND PLAYING THE GAME AND LOWERING HER SCORE - STROKE AVERAGE, IT'S JUST .

IT'S . IT'S FANTASTIC. AND I THINK IT'S JUST PHENOMENAL FOR OUR SPORT. UM, YOU KNOW, THE LPGA TOUR GROWS EVERY YEAR WITH THE NEW PLAYERS THAT COME.

AND, YOU KNOW, WITH SE RI PAK AND . AND HER ABILITY, UH, YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST HEADING INTO THE MILLENIUM . YUCK, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE. (CHUCKLE) AND UH, YOU KNOW, I'M . I'M GLAD TO BE A PART OF IT.

PETER KESSLER
IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT YOU WAITED SO LONG TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL WAS A RELUCTANCE TO NOT LEAVE HOME AND FAMILY, TO STAY WHERE YOUR ROOTS ARE?

LORIE KANE
YEAH, UM, YOU KNOW, A BIG STEP FOR ME WAS GOING TO ACADIA UNIVERSITY IN WOLFVILLE, NOVA SCOTIA, WHICH IS REALLY ONLY 6 HOURS FROM HOME.

UH, I WAS VERY MUCH A HOMEBODY GROWING UP AND . AND LIKED TO BE AROUND MY MOM AND MY DAD. AND UH, I LIKED THAT SECURITY. UM,

IT SURPRISES ME SOMETIMES TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN AND THE ROADS I'VE TRAVELED IN THE LAST 3 YEARS BEING ON TOUR FULL-TIME AND UH KNOWING THAT I'VE HAD THE ABILITY TO DO THAT. BUT, PROBABLY GOING BACK TO THAT QUESTION ABOUT THE '92 WORLD AMATEUR HAS HELPED ME GET TO WHERE I AM NOW. AND,

YOU KNOW, IT . IT REALLY MADE ME PUT THE QUESTION TO MYSELF, 'ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN?' AND 'CAN YOU BE WITHOUT YOUR MOM AND DAD?'

AND UH, AS TOUGH AS IT IS LEAVING, WHEN I DO GO HOME, UM . I KNOW, AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS, THE DAY MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO ACADIA IN WOLFVILLE, MY MOM SAID ONE THING TO ME. SHE SAID, 'YOU CAN ALWAYS COME HOME.'

AND REGARDLESS OF WHAT I DO, UH, THAT IS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET.

PETER KESSLER
DID YOU FIND THAT YOU HAD HIDDEN RESERVES OF STRENGTH THAT YOU WERE UNAWARE OF BEFORE YOU GOT DROPPED OFF THAT DAY?

LORIE KANE
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I KNEW I COULD SURVIVE. UH, I JUST NEEDED SOMEBODY TO PUSH ME, UH, TO GET ME GOING, TO SHOW ME THE ROAD THAT I COULD WALK ALONE. AND I ENJOY BEING ALONE AND DOING THINGS ON MY OWN.

I'M A MAD SHOPPER. AND UH, DANNY AND I TRAVEL TOGETHER AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO SHOP SO I'M OUT IN THE MALLS, IF WE'RE NOT PLAYING ON ANY GIVEN DAY, AND THAT'S WHERE I AM IN WHATEVER CITY WE ARE.

UH, SO I ENJOY THE TIME I HAVE ALONE. BUT UH, I SURE AS HECK LIKE GOING HOME.

PETER KESSLER
DANNY'S NOT THE ONLY MALE WHO DOESN'T LIKE SHOPPING, I CAN ASSURE YOU. LET'S . LET'S TALK TO ANTHONY IN ONTARIO. HELLO ANTHONY.

ANTHONY FROM ONTARIO
HELLO PETER. GOOD EVENING. HI .

PETER KESSLER
GOOD EVENING SIR.

ANTHONY FROM ONTARIO
UH, HI . HI LORIE AS WELL.

LORIE KANE
HI ANTHONY.

ANTHONY FROM ONTARIO
UH, THE LAST TIME I SPOKE TO LORIE WAS AT THE DU MAURIER CHAMPIONSHIP AT GLEN ABBEY. UH, I HAPPENED TO CATCH HER ... SHE WAS ON HER WAY ACROSS THE CLUBHOUSE SO ON THE FRONT LAWN THERE FROM THE PRACTICE GREEN.

AND I'D RECOGNIZED HER. I WAS STANDING WITH MY WIFE BY THE SCOREBOARD. SO I WENT OVER AND ASKED FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. UH, HER RESPONSE WAS THE QUICK SMILE AND TO SAY SURE AS LONG AS I DIDN'T MIND WALKING

LORIE KANE
(CHUCKLE)

ANTHONY FROM ONTARIO
ALONG WITH HER, WHICH WAS NOT A PROBLEM UNTIL WE GOT TO THE FIRST TEE. IT WAS THEN THAT I'D REALIZED THAT THE REASON I HAD TO WALK WITH HER BECAUSE SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO TEE OFF.

LORIE KANE
(LAUGH)

ANTHONY FROM ONTARIO
AND THAT STRUCK ME AS . AS A BIG SURPRISE THAT A TOURNAMENT GOLFER WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE THAT KIND OF TIME OUT ON HER WAY TO ACTUALLY BEGIN HER FINAL ROUND. AND I JUST WANTED TO CALL AND SAY 'THANKS' `CAUSE I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO AT THE TIME.

LORIE KANE
WELL, I'M GLAD I COULD DO THAT, ANTHONY. IT'S NEVER UH . YOU KNOW, I WOULD TELL YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE, UH, IF IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE TIME. UM, BUT WHEN YOU'RE HEADING DOWN TO THE TEE, I MEAN,

IT'S NOT A BOTHER TO UH . YOU KNOW, FOR ME, AGAIN, IT JUST - I'M SPEAKING ONLY FOR MYSELF. UH, IF I HAVE A MINUTE, I'LL TRY TO SIGN . OR, YOU KNOW, OR CHAT WITH SOMEBODY ON THE WAY TO THE TEE.

AND UH, THEN I GET INSIDE THE ROPES AND THAT'S WHEN I'M IN MY OFFICE. AND UH . YOU KNOW, THE SHOW STARTS. (CHUCKLE)

PETER KESSLER
BUT IF WE WENT THROUGH THE LPGA TOUR GUIDE, YOU WOULD SAY TO ME ALMOST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE NAME IN THERE, 'YES, SHE WOULD DO THAT TOO'. AND SHE DOES THAT TOO.

LORIE KANE
YES . UH-HUH.

PETER KESSLER
AND THERE'S THAT COMMUNITY SPIRIT OF GIVING BACK, ISN'T THERE?

LORIE KANE
THAT'S RIGHT. UM, I THINK ON OUR TOUR ONE OF OUR STRENGTHS IS OUR PERSONALITIES AND THE ABILITY THAT WE HAVE, UH, TO PUT FORTH THOSE PERSONALITIES. UH, EVERY WEEK THERE'S A 144 OF US, DIFFERENT PEOPLE,

UH SHOWING DIFFERENT SIDES OF . OF THE GAME. UH, AND I THINK IT'S A REAL TRIBUTE TO . TO WOMEN SPORT AND . AND OUR GAME OF GOLF.

PETER KESSLER
I KNOW YOU'RE THAT THE LEAST FUSSED OF ANYBODY ABOUT THE SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE NOT WON AN LPGA TOUR EVENT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN WINNING.

I'VE GOT A VERY INTERESTING STATISTIC THAT WE WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU AND OUR AUDIENCE. AND THIS IS A GRAPHIC COMPARING YOUR CAREER TO DAVID DUVAL'S PRIOR TO HIS FIRST WIN AND PRIOR TO YOURS.

LORIE KANE
HEY.

PETER KESSLER
LOOK HOW SIMILAR THEY ARE. ALMOST THE SAME NUMBER OF EVENTS, SAME NUMBER OF RUNNER-UPS. YOU HAVE A FEW MORE TOP-10'S. AND WE WILL LOOK FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU COME TO JOIN US, AN EQUAL NUMBER OF WINS ON THE DUVAL - KANE COLUMNS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(GRAPHIC SHOWN:
RESULTS AS PROFESSIONALS
BEFORE 1ST TOUR WIN
DUVAL KANE*
EVENTS: 86 83
RUNNER-UPS: 7 7
TOP-10'S 19 26
*NO LPGA WINS AS OF 5/10/99 )

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Teenager Im wins Web.com season opener

By Will GrayJanuary 16, 2018, 10:23 pm

South Korea's Sungjae Im cruised to a four-shot victory at The Bahamas Great Exuma Classic, becoming just the second teenager to win an event on the Web.com Tour.

Im started the final day of the season-opening event in a share of the lead but still with six holes left in his third round. He was one shot behind Carlos Ortiz when the final round began, but moved ahead of the former Web.com Player of the Year thanks to a 7-under 65 in rainy and windy conditions. Im's 13-under total left him four clear of Ortiz and five shots ahead of a quartet of players in third.

Still more than two months shy of his 20th birthday, Im joins Jason Day as the only two teens to win on the developmental circuit. Day was 19 years, 7 months and 26 days old when he captured the 2007 Legend Financial Group Classic.

Recent PGA Tour winners Si Woo Kim and Patrick Cantlay and former NCAA champ Aaron Wise all won their first Web.com Tour event at age 20.

Other notable finishes in the event included Max Homa (T-7), Erik Compton (T-13), Curtis Luck (T-13) and Lee McCoy (T-13). The Web.com Tour will remain in the Bahamas for another week, with opening round of The Bahamas Great Abaco Classic set to begin Sunday.

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Mickelson grouped with Z. Johnson at CareerBuilder

By Will GrayJanuary 16, 2018, 8:28 pm

He's not the highest-ranked player in this week's field, but Phil Mickelson will likely draw the biggest crowd at the CareerBuilder Challenge as he makes his first start of 2018. Here are a few early-round, marquee groupings to watch as players battle the three-course rotation in the Californian desert (all times ET):

12:10 p.m. Thursday, 11:40 a.m. Friday, 1:20 p.m. Saturday: Phil Mickelson, Zach Johnson

Mickelson is making his fourth straight trip to Palm Springs, having cracked the top 25 each of the last three times. In addition to their respective amateur partners, he'll play the first three rounds alongside a fellow Masters champ in Johnson, who tied for 14th last week in Hawaii and finished third in this event in 2014.


11:40 a.m. Thursday, 1:20 p.m. Friday, 12:50 p.m. Saturday: Jon Rahm, Bubba Watson

At No. 3 in the world, Rahm is the highest-ranked player teeing it up this week and the Spaniard returns to an event where he finished T-34 last year in his tournament debut. He'll play the first two rounds alongside Watson, who is looking to bounce back from a difficult 2016-17 season and failed to crack the top 50 in two starts in the fall.


11:40 a.m. Thursday, 1:20 p.m. Friday, 12:50 p.m. Saturday: Patrick Reed, Brandt Snedeker

Reed made the first big splash of his career at this event in 2014, shooting three straight rounds of 63 en route to his maiden victory. He'll be joined by Snedeker, whose bid for a Masters bid via the top 50 of the world rankings came up short last month and who hasn't played this event since a missed cut in 2015.


1:10 p.m. Thursday, 12:40 p.m. Friday, 12:10 p.m. Saturday: Patton Kizzire, Bill Haas

Kizzire heads east after a whirlwind Sunday ended with his second win of the season in a six-hole playoff over James Hahn in Honolulu. He'll play alongside Haas, who won this event in both 2010 and 2015 to go with a runner-up finish in 2011 and remains the tournament's all-time leading money winner.

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Mackay still a caddie at heart, even with a microphone

By Doug FergusonJanuary 16, 2018, 7:34 pm

HONOLULU – All it took was one week back on the bag to remind Jim ''Bones'' Mackay what he always loved about being a caddie.

It just wasn't enough for this to be the ultimate mic drop.

Mackay traded in his TV microphone at the Sony Open for the 40-pound bag belonging to Justin Thomas.

It was his first time caddying since he split with Phil Mickelson six months ago. Mackay was only a temporary replacement at Waialae for Jimmy Johnson, a good friend and Thomas' regular caddie who has a nasty case of plantar fasciitis that will keep him in a walking boot for the next month.

''The toughest thing about not caddying is missing the competition, not having a dog in the fight,'' Mackay said before the final round. ''There's nothing more rewarding as a caddie, in general terms, when you say, 'I don't like 6-iron, I like 7,' and being right. I miss that part of it.''

The reward now?

''Not stumbling over my words,'' he said. ''And being better than I was the previous week.''

He has done remarkably well since he started his new job at the British Open last summer, except for that time he momentarily forgot his role. Parts of that famous caddie adage – ''Show up, keep up, shut up'' – apparently can apply to golf analysts on the ground.

During the early hours of the telecast, before Johnny Miller came on, Justin Leonard was in the booth.

''It's my job to report on what I see. It's not my job to ask questions,'' Mackay said. ''I forgot that for a minute.''

Leonard was part of a booth discussion on how a comfortable pairing can help players trying to win a major. That prompted Mackay to ask Leonard if he found it helpful at the 1997 British Open when he was trying to win his first major and was paired with Fred Couples in the final round at Royal Troon.

''What I didn't know is we were going to commercial in six seconds,'' Mackay said. ''I would have no way of knowing that, but I completely hung Justin out to dry. He's now got four seconds to answer my long-winded question.''

During the commercial break, the next voice Mackay heard belonged to Tommy Roy, the executive golf producer at NBC.

''Bones, don't ever do that again.''

It was Roy who recognized the value experienced caddies could bring to a telecast. That's why he invited Mackay and John Wood, the caddie for Matt Kuchar, into the control room at the 2015 Houston Open so they could see how it all worked and how uncomfortable it can be to hear directions coming through an earpiece.

Both worked as on-course reporters at Sea Island that fall.

And when Mickelson and Mackay parted ways after 25 years, Roy scooped up the longtime caddie for TV.

It's common for players to move into broadcasting. Far more unusual is for a caddie to be part of the mix. Mackay loves his new job. Mostly, he loves how it has helped elevate his profession after so many years of caddies being looked upon more unfavorably than they are now.

''I want to be a caddie that's doing TV,'' he said. ''That's what I hope to come across as. The guys think this is good for caddies. And if it's good for caddies, that makes me happy. Because I'm a caddie. I'll always be a caddie.''

Not next week at Torrey Pines, where Mickelson won three times. Not a week later in Phoenix, where Mackay lives. Both events belong to CBS.

And not the Masters.

He hasn't missed Augusta since 1994, when Mickelson broke his leg skiing that winter.

''That killed me,'' he said, ''but not nearly as much as it's going to kill me this year. I'll wake up on Thursday of the Masters and I'll be really grumpy. I'll probably avoid television at all costs until the 10th tee Sunday. And I'll watch. But it will be, within reason, the hardest day of my life.''

There are too many memories, dating to when he was in the gallery right of the 11th green in 1987 when Larry Mize chipped in to beat Greg Norman. He caddied for Mize for two years, and then Scott Simpson in 1992, and Mickelson the rest of the way. He was on the bag for Lefty's three green jackets.

Mackay still doesn't talk much about what led them to part ways, except to say that a player-caddie relationship runs its course.

''If you lose that positive dynamic, there's no point in continuing,'' he said. ''It can be gone in six months or a year or five years. In our case, it took 25 years.''

He says a dozen or so players called when they split up, and the phone call most intriguing was from Roy at NBC.

''I thought I'd caddie until I dropped,'' Mackay said.

He never imagined getting yardages and lining up putts for anyone except the golfer whose bag he was carrying. Now it's for an audience that measures in the millions. Mackay doesn't look at it as a second career. And he won't rule out caddying again.

''It will always be tempting,'' he said. ''I'll always consider myself a caddie. Right now, I'm very lucky and grateful to have the job I do.''

Except for that first week in April.

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The Social: The end was nigh, then it wasn't

By Jason CrookJanuary 16, 2018, 7:00 pm

The star power at the Sony Open may have been overshadowed by a missile scare, but there were plenty of other social media stories that kept the golf world on its toes this week, including some insight on Tiger Woods from a round with President Obama and some failed trick shots.

All that and more in this week's edition of The Social.

By now you've undoubtedly heard about the false alarm in Hawaii on Saturday, where just about everyone, including most Sony Open participants, woke up to an emergency cell phone alert that there was a ballistic missile heading toward the islands.

Hawaiian emergency management officials eventually admitted the original message was mistakenly sent out, but before they did, people (understandably) freaked out.

As the situation unfolded, some Tour pros took to social media to express their confusion and to let the Twittersphere know how they planned on riding out this threat:

While I would've been in that bathtub under the mattress with John Peterson, his wife, baby and in-laws (wait, how big is this tub?), here's how Justin Thomas reacted to the threat of impending doom:

Yeah, you heard that right.

“I was like ‘there’s nothing I can do,'” Thomas said. ”I sat on my couch and opened up the sliding door and watched TV and listened to music. I was like, if it’s my time, it’s my time.”

Hmmm ... can we just go ahead and award him all the 2018 majors right now? Because if Thomas is staring down death in mid-January, you gotta like the kid's chances on the back nine Sunday at Augusta and beyond.

Before the Hawaiian Missile Crisis of 2018, things were going about as well as they could at Waialae Country Club, starting with the Wednesday pro-am.

Jordan Spieth might have been the third-biggest star in his own group, after getting paired with superstar singer/songwriter/actor Nick Jonas and model/actress Kelly Rohrbach.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a more photogenic group out on the course, and the "Baywatch" star has a gorgeous swing as well, which makes sense, considering she was a former collegiate golfer at Georgetown.

As impressive as that group was, they were somehow outshined by an amateur in another group, former NFL coach June Jones.

Jones, who now coaches the CFL's Hamilton Tiger-Cats, played his round in bare feet and putted with his 5-iron, a remedy he came up with to battle the yips.

Former NFL and current CFL coach June Jones: A master of 5-iron putting?

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Considering he made back-to-back birdies at one point during the day, it's safe to say he's won that battle.

With Tiger Woods' return to the PGA Tour about a week away, that sound you hear is the hype train motoring full speed down the tracks.

First, his ex-girlfriend Lindsey Vonn told Sports Illustrated that she hopes this comeback works out for him.

“I loved him and we’re still friends. Sometimes, I wish he would have listened to me a little more, but he’s very stubborn and he likes to go his own way," the Olympic skiier said. "I hope this latest comeback sticks. I hope he goes back to winning tournaments.”

Vonn also mentioned she thinks Woods is very stubborn and that he didn't listen to her enough. That really shouldn't shock anyone who watched him win the 2008 U.S. Open on one leg. Don't think there were a lot of people in his ear telling him that was a great idea at the time.

We also have this report from Golf Channel Insider Tim Rosaforte, stating that the 14-time major champ recently played a round with former president Barack Obama at The Floridian in Palm City, Fla., where he received rave reviews from instructor Claude Harmon.

The Farmers Insurance Open is sure to be must-see TV, but until then, I'm here for all of the rampant speculation and guesses as to how things will go. The more takes the better. Make them extra spicy, please and thanks.

These poor New Orleans Saints fans. Guess the only thing you can do is throw your 65-inch TV off the balcony and get 'em next year.

Here's two more just for good measure.

Farts ... will they ever not be funny?

Perhaps someday, but that day was not early last week, when Tommy Fleetwood let one rip on his European teammates during EurAsia Cup team photos.

Fleetwood went 3-0-0 in the event, helping Europe to a victory over Asia, perhaps by distracting his opponents with the aid of his secret weapon.

Also, how about the diabolical question, "Did you get that?"

Yeah Tommy, we all got that.

Ahhh ... golf trick shot videos. You were fun while you lasted.

But now we’ve officially come to the point in their existence where an unsuccessful attempt is much more entertaining than a properly executed shot, and right on cue, a couple of pros delivered some epic fails.

We start with Sony Open runner-up James Hahn’s preparation for the event, where for some reason he thought he needed to practice a running, jumping, Happy Gilmore-esque shot from the lip of a bunker. It didn’t exactly work out.

Not to be outdone, Ladies European Tour pro Carly Booth attempted the juggling-drive-it-out-of-midair shot made famous by the Bryan Bros, and from the looks of things she might have caught it a little close to the hosel.

PSA to trick-shot artists everywhere: For the sake of the viewing public, if you feel a miss coming on, please make sure the camera is rolling.

Seriously, though, who cares? Definitely not these guys and gals, who took the time to comment, "who cares?" They definitely do not care.