Golfers should give thanks; 99 reasons why

By Jason SobelNovember 26, 2014, 11:59 pm

Ah, Thanksgiving. That one day each November when we gluttonously fill ourselves with copious amounts of turkey and count our collective blessings.

Well, golfers – and golf fans – are no different. We’ve all got plenty to be thankful for once again this year. Here’s a list of 99 of those things.

Why 99? Well, you’ll just have to read to the end to find out.

1. Because it takes only a few swings of some glorified sticks to hit a small ball into an only slightly larger hole in the ground some quarter-mile away.

2. Seriously. If you’d never heard of golf and someone suggested this as a realistic possibility, you’d think they were crazy.

3. I mean, really, the entire premise of the game sounds like some sort of outlandish bar bet.

4. Speaking of which: The 19th hole. Always be thankful for the 19th hole.

5. Because of those first footsteps on a dewy green at sunrise.

6. Those final swings of a quicker-than-lightning round at twilight.

7. And yeah, the twilight rate.

8. The wishful thinking that everything else in life had a twilight rate.

9. Because of the golf gods. They’re always watching.

10. So you replace your divots.

11. You fix your ballmarks.

12. Maybe a few other people’s ballmarks, too - just for the brownie points.

13. And you hope – no, you know – that at some point, in a tightly contested match when you need it most, a drive will carom off a tree and back into a fairway or a putt will take the side door into the bottom of the cup.

14. The golf gods don’t always taketh away. Sometimes they giveth.

15. Because of the pimento cheese sandwiches at Augusta National Golf Club.

16. The egg salad sandwiches at Augusta National Golf Club, which help mask the taste of the pimento cheese sandwiches.

17. Being confident enough in your own palate to insist the pimento cheese sandwiches aren’t anything special - even suspecting eternal, worldwide brainwashing from the folks in green jackets to convince us that they are some sort of delicacy.

18. Being smart enough to not propose this theory to anybody wearing a green jacket.

19. Because of Arnold Palmer.

20. Jack Nicklaus.

21. Gary Player.

22. The reputations of legends too often become stained and pockmarked after so many years of living in the spotlight and somewhere, somehow, ruffling our illusions of what they are supposed to be. That has never happened with golf’s ubiquitous Big Three.

23. It never will, either.

24. Tiger Woods.

25. Not all legends have to be infallible, you know.

26. Because of your local chapter of the fraternal order of golfers.

27. No, that’s not a real thing. But it refers to that knowing nod you give to the guy in the Starbucks line who’s wearing the same Titleist hat as you and the kinship you each share without ever saying a word.

28. How your mind immediately turns to whether you could beat that guy.

29. How after about three seconds of inner debate, you decide, “Oh yeah, I could take him.”

30.Because of Donald Ross. Old Tom Morris. A.W. Tillinghast. Alister MacKenzie. C.B. Macdonald.

31. Unless you wish the game was played in dreary, expansive, unimaginative grass fields, then be thankful for this quintet and all other influencers of early course design whose concepts have transcended generations.

32. But really, fellas: Did you have to make it so freakin’ hard?

33. Because the scorecard knows no age.

34. Tom Watson nearly won another Open Championship at 59.

35. Lydia Ko is kicking butt and taking names at 17.

36. Meanwhile, you can lose equally to the octogenarian who hits it a buck-fifty off the tee and that hotshot 12-year-old in the Rickie Fowler get-up.

37. Because of those famous movie quotes you say every time you play, no exceptions.

38. “Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir – and I never slice.”

39. “You don’t need to be thinking immortality. You need to be thinking, ‘Hit the 7-iron!’”

40. “Why don’t you go to your home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?”

41. Knowing whether you’re more of a Judge Smails, or a Roy McEvoy, or a Happy Gilmore.

42. Because of team golf.

43. Scrambles.

44. Shambles.

45. Better ball.

46. Alternate shot.

47. Oh, alternate shot. Do yourself a favor: The next time you and three buddies only have time for a quick nine holes, play 18 in an alternate-shot match instead. Then see if the losing team is still on speaking terms afterward.

48. Just don’t – I repeat, do not – wear matching sweaters in team golf.

49. Unless you’re playing in the Ryder Cup.

50. Wait, scratch that. Even in the Ryder Cup.

51. Because of your cartoonishly over-the-top swing that looks like you’re trying to hammer the grass back into the ground.

52. Your too-quick worm-burner pull-hook that sees less time in the air than Phil Mickelson leaping after a Masters victory.

53. The idea that, hell, if Jim Furyk can turn himself into one of the game’s best players with that tortured move through the ball, then who’s to say your repugnant swing can’t work, too?

54. Because of the handicap index.

55. Think about it: In no other sport can you play against the world’s best player on a level playing field based on your capabilities.

56. That said, don’t play against the world’s best player. You won’t win, index be damned.

57. Because of how social media has made the golf world so much smaller.

58. You’ll someday preach to your kids about crawling through a gallery 10 people deep just to press yourself against the rope line so you could yell to Ian Poulter that you hated his pants. Now you can just tweet him.

59. Or most other famous pros, for that matter. They might even respond to the criticism.

60. You could even tweet me about how much you hate this column. In fact, you’re probably doing that right now.

61. Because of the magic numbers.

62. Once PEDs ruined baseball’s hallowed all-time home run record of 755, the most ethereal number in career-long sports accomplishments became 18 – as in, the total of Jack Nicklaus’ major championships.

63. And sure, 59 has become more attainable in recent years, but it still holds mysterious allure when it shows up on the rare scorecard.

64. Because of the interlocking grip.

65. The overlapping grip.

66. Cross-handed.

67. Left hand low.

68. The claw.

69. The fact that there’s no right or wrong way to hold the club.

70. Just don’t anchor the damned thing. For the love of everything virtuous and true in the game, just don’t anchor it.

71. Because of that time you made an eagle in such unbearable heat that your sweat-soaked hat went right into the garbage can when you finished.

72. That time you made a birdie in torrential rain.

73. That time you made a par in a snowstorm.

74. That time you made a bogey in a hurricane.

75. OK, so maybe the hole was only playing into a three-club wind, but it was still a pretty damned good bogey.

76. Because playing with a rangefinder means knowing the exact yardage to the flagstick.

77. But playing without a rangefinder means you get to estimate and play more of a feel type of swing.

78. Hey, striving for perfection can get annoying after a while.

79. Because the future is so bright. Leave those doom and gloom scenarios about the industry to the bean-counters. Just look at the potential on the game’s highest level.

80. Rory McIlroy is a bona fide superstar at 25. Rickie Fowler is the same age and fresh off top fives at every major.

81. Jordan Spieth and Hideki Matsuyama and Patrick Reed and …

82. I can keep going.

83. Fine. I will: Brooks Koepka. Victor Dubuisson. Harris English. Matteo Manassero. Thorbjorn Olesen. Ryo Ishikawa. Cameron Smith. Seung-Yul Noh. Yup, the future is bright.

84. Because of Footgolf.

85. Yes, I’m serious about this one. Footgolf might only tangentially bring more golfers to the game, but it undeniably brings more traffic to the golf course, which in turn is a huge benefit to all those seeking the betterment of the game.

86. The understanding that golf courses being used strictly for traditional golf and nothing else is a major reason why so many golf courses are failing right now.

87. Because there are no trades.

88. No free agency.

89. Want to know where your favorite pro golfer will be playing next year? Just ask him.

90. Because of the statistical research of Columbia Business School professor Mark Broadie, who concluded that long game is more important than short game.

91. Why? Simple: There is a greater differential of success between players of varying levels the farther they are from the hole.

92. Which doesn’t mean you can’t also be thankful for your Uncle Fred, who chirps, “Drive for show, putt for dough” every time you stripe a tee shot.

93. Especially when it’s followed by that warm, fuzzy feeling knowing he’s wrong as you nod your head in response.

94. Because of mulligans.

95. And the idea that real golfers don’t take mulligans.

96. And the idea that, hey, if your playing partners don’t mind and you’re not gonna set the course record anyway and the tee shot you just hit sliced halfway to Topeka, sure, you’re allowed to go ahead and hit another one.

97. And the endless ribbing you’ll receive for doing it.

98. And how little you’ll care when the second one splits the fairway.

99. Because at some point – whether it was your fifth or 15th or 50th round – you finally kept it in double-digits.

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Cabreras win PNC Father/Son Challenge

By Associated PressDecember 17, 2017, 11:36 pm

ORLANDO, Fla. - Angel Cabrera and Angel Cabrera Jr. closed with a 12-under 60 for a three-shot victory in their debut at the PNC Father/Son Challenge.

The Cabreras opened with a 59 at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club and were challenged briefly by the defending champions, David Duval and Nick Karavites, in the scramble format Sunday. The Argentines went out in 30, and they had a two-shot lead with Cabrera's son came within an inch of chipping in for eagle on the final hole.

They finished at 25-under 199 for a three-shot victory over Duval and Karavites, and Bernhard Langer and Jason Langer. The Langer team won in 2014.

Mark O'Meara and Shaun O'Meara tied for fourth at 21 under with Jerry Pate and Wesley Pate.

Cabrera wasn't even in the field until two-time U.S. Open champion Curtis Strange and his son, Tom Strange, had to withdraw.

Duval and his stepson went out in 28, but the Cabreras regained control by starting the back nine with back-to-back birdies, and then making birdies on the 13th, 14th and 16th. The final birdie allowed them to tie the tournament scoring record.

''This is certain my best week of the year,'' said Cabrera, the 2009 Masters champion and 2007 U.S. Open champion at Oakmont. ''To play alongside all the legends ... as well as playing alongside my son, has been the greatest week of the year.''

The popular event is for players who have won a major championship or The Players Championship. It is a scramble format both days.

In some cases, the major champions lean on the power of their sons for the distance. O'Meara said Saturday that his ''little man'' hit it 58 yards by him on the 18th. And on Sunday, Stewart Cink said son Reagan told him after outdriving him on the opening four holes, ''In this tournament I may be your son, but right now I'm your Daddy!''

Jack Nicklaus played with his grandson, G.T. They closed with a 64 and tied for 15th in the field of 20 teams.

Rose wins; Aphibarnrat earns Masters bid in Indonesia

By Will GrayDecember 17, 2017, 1:59 pm

Justin Rose continued his recent run of dominance in Indonesia, while Kiradech Aphibarnrat snagged a Masters invite with some 72nd-hole dramatics.

Rose cruised to an eight-shot victory at the Indonesian Masters, carding bookend rounds of 10-under 62 that featured a brief run at a 59 during the final round. The Englishman was the highest-ranked player in the field and he led wire-to-wire, with Thailand's Phachara Khongwatmai finishing second.

Rose closes out the year as perhaps the hottest player in the world, with top-10 finishes in each of his final 10 worldwide starts. That stretch includes three victories, as Rose also won the WGC-HSBC Champions and Turkish Airlines Open. He hasn't finished outside the top 10 in a tournament since missing the cut at the PGA Championship.

Meanwhile, it took until the final hole of the final tournament of 2017 for Aphibarnrat to secure a return to the Masters. The Thai entered the week ranked No. 56 in the world, with the top 50 in the year-end world rankings earning invites to Augusta National. Needing an eagle on the 72nd hole, Aphibarnrat got just that to snag solo fifth place.

It means that he is projected to end the year ranked No. 49, while Japan's Yusaku Miyazato - who started the week ranked No. 58 and finished alone in fourth - is projected to finish No. 50. Aphibarnrat finished T-15 in his Masters debut in 2016, while Miyazato will make his first appearance in the spring.

The results in Indonesia mean that American Peter Uihlein and South Africa's Dylan Frittelli are projected to barely miss the year-end, top-50 cutoff. Their options for Masters qualification will include winning a full-point PGA Tour event in early 2018 or cracking the top 50 by the final March 25 cutoff.

Cabreras take 1-shot lead in Father/Son

By Associated PressDecember 16, 2017, 11:23 pm

ORLANDO, Fla. - Two-time major champion Angel Cabrera and Angel Cabrera Jr. birdied their last three holes for a 13-under 59 to take a one-shot lead Saturday in the PNC Father-Son Challenge.

Cabrera, a Masters and U.S. Open champion, is making his debut in this popular 36-hole scramble. His son said he practiced hard for 10 days. What helped put him at ease was watching his father make so many putts.

''We combined very well,'' Cabrera said. ''When I hit a bad shot, he hit a good one. That's the key.''

They had a one-shot lead over Mark O'Meara and Shaun O'Meara, who are playing for the first time. That included a birdie on the last hole, which O'Meara attributed to the strength of his son.

''My little man hit it 58 yards by me on the 18th,'' said O'Meara, the Masters and British Open champion in 1998. ''It's a little easier coming in with a 6-iron.''

Defending champions David Duval and Nick Karavites rallied over the back nine at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club for a 61. They are trying to become the first father-son team to repeat as winners since Bernhard and Stefan Langer in 2006. Larry Nelson won two years in a row in 2007 and 2008, but with different sons.

''I'd imagine we have to break 60 tomorrow to have a chance to win, but hey, stranger things have happened,'' Duval said. ''I've even done it myself.''

Duval shot 59 at the Bob Hope Classic to win in 1999 on his way to reaching No. 1 in the world that year.

Duval and his stepson were tied with Bernhard Langer and 17-year-old Jason Langer, who made two eagles on the last five holes. This Langer tandem won in 2014.

Jack Nicklaus, playing with grandson G.T., opened with a 68.

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Woods' 2018 schedule coming into focus ... or is it?

By Golf Channel DigitalDecember 16, 2017, 5:46 pm

Two weeks after his successful return to competition at the Hero World Challenge, Tiger Woods’ 2018 schedule may be coming into focus.

Golfweek reported on Saturday that Woods hopes to play the Genesis Open in February according to an unidentified source with “direct knowledge of the situation.”

Woods’ agent Mark Steinberg declined to confirm the 14-time major champion would play the event and told GolfChannel.com that Woods – who underwent fusion surgery to his lower back in April – is still formulating his ’18 schedule.

Woods’ foundation is the host organization for the Genesis Open and the event supports the Tiger Woods Learning Center in Anaheim, Calif.

The Genesis Open would be Woods’ first start on the PGA Tour since he missed the cut last January at the Farmers Insurance Open.