Hooks Cuts The Works

By Rich LernerMay 8, 2009, 4:00 pm
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The PlayersPONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. ' It's Friday Night Fights, The Players-style, from the second round at TPC Sawgrass.
 
  • Tiger Woods escaped from the trees at 14. Alex Cejka escaped communist Czechoslovakia when he was 8.
     
  • I hear the Skins Game is off. Its not quite Thanksgiving without turkey, but even on its dullest days, it was better than the Lions against the Cowboys.
     
  • Anthony Kim shot 73-82. Adam Scott missed the cut. Sergio Garcias sulking. Oh to be young and rich and conflicted.
     
  • Fred Funks birdie at 18 to make the cut was vintage Funk. Oh to be old and tough and irrepressible.
     
  • Ian Poulter is solid, even sartorially. And weve never said that before.
     
  • Cejka, according to Golf Channel European Tour insider Ken Schofield, was a genuine free spirit while playing that circuit, challenging the tours rules on length of hair, ponytails and beards. At the Sony Open in Hawaii this year he shaved off his shoulder-length hair. All of it. I was on the street in Honolulu, he told me. And I just happened to be standing outside of a barber shop. I was on the phone with my girlfriend, Allegro. I was just joking when I said to her I was going to cut my hair. She said I didnt have the guts. In I went, and off it came.
     
  • Jason Dufners making the most of the chance he got when Brandt Snedeker pulled out.
     
  • Tiger was scuffling through eight holes when the hit literally hit the fan at 9. The fan was Charlie Caraviti, belted and welted in the arm by Tigers wayward second. According to colleague Steve Sands, standing a few feet away, Tiger walked up and asked, Everybody OK?
     
    How bout you give me a lesson? cracked Caraviti.
     
    How bout I give you a signed glove? Tiger shot back.
     
    And at this point Im thinking, How bout you make this ridiculous up-and-down and charge back into the championship?
     
    Done.
     
  • I know the Skins Game got stale, but why not a Glamour Boys and Country Boys version? AK, Camilo Villegas, Boo Weekley and Kenny Perry.
     
  • Tigers second at 14 wasnt bad.
     
  • Im still hearing from a few colleagues that Angel Cabrera lucked into his green jacket. Does he really need to win The Players to hammer home the point that hes really, truly formidable? Hes unbelievably explosive, with 14 birdies and an eagle through two days. And dont forget, he started with a triple bogey on Day 1.
     
  • With the Skins Game down, do we need to start a Freddie fund?
     
  • Tiger needs 69 or better on Saturday. Phil needs 65 or better. Sergio needs a month off.
     
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    Even away from the White House, President Donald Trump generated plenty of headlines this year.

    Trump’s first year in office didn’t dim his enthusiasm for the game, as he made splashy appearances at two big events, tweeted about golf to his more than 44 million followers, teed it up with some of the sport’s biggest stars, including Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy and Lexi Thompson, and fired a few eyebrow-raising scores. Logging more than 75 rounds since his inauguration, the 3-handicap has only bolstered his reputation as the best golfing president, particularly after his alleged 73 with Sen. Lindsey Graham.

    None of his appearances created a bigger stir than when he attended the U.S. Women’s Open. Despite protests and calls for the USGA to move its premier women’s event from Trump Bedminster – the president reportedly threatened to sue – his weekend there went off without incident, as Trump watched the action and hosted players in his private box near the 15th green.


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    Despite his controversial rhetoric on a variety of national issues, Trump has remained a staunch supporter of women’s golf, and he became the first sitting president to attend the U.S. Women’s Open.

    An honorary chairman of the Presidents Cup, Trump also flew to Liberty National for the biennial team event, where he presented the trophy to the U.S. team and dedicated the victory to the hurricane victims in Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico.

    In late November, amid tweets about the national anthem, Turkey, Egypt and Time Magazine, Trump announced that he was playing a round in South Florida with Woods and world No. 1 Dustin Johnson.

    Yes, that too became a headline, just like everything else Trump did in 2017.


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    Justin Thomas and Jordan Spieth. Really good at golf. Really good at vacationing.

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    Awards season: Handing out the 2017 Rexys

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    After careful consideration and an exhaustive review of 2017 we present The Rexys, a wildly incomplete and arbitrary line up following one of the most eventful years in golf.

     There will be omissions – just keep your calls, concerns and even e-mails to yourself. We appreciate your patronage, but not your feedback.



    It’s Not You, It’s Me Award. You know the deal: You can’t be a part of two until you’re a better one; but on this front it’s really just a desire to find a better two.

    It was a tough year for caddies, and not just any caddies. In June, Phil Mickelson split with longtime bagman Jim “Bones” Mackay. Both player and caddie cited the need for “change,” but the move reverberated throughout the game.

    “The fairytale is over,” mused one caddie when told of the high-profile split.

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    Run for the Rose Cup. Sergio Garcia got the green jacket, a lifetime exemption to the game’s most coveted member-member and a long-awaited major, but Justin Rose took home the slightly less prestigious “Rose Cup.”

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    Few have made losing look so dignified and fewer still are as easy to root for.



    Half-Empty Cup. It was the perfect setting, with sweeping views of the Manhattan skyline and the promise of the Tristate masses descending on this fall’s Presidents Cup.

    If only all those rowdy New Yorkers had something to cheer.

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    Enigma Award. The actual hardware is simply an oversized question mark and was sent directly to Tiger Woods’ South Florida compound following the most curious of seasons.

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    After Further Review Chalice. In April, Lexi Thompson endured a heartbreaking loss at the ANA Inspiration, the byproduct of a surreal ruling that arrived a day late via a viewer e-mail and cost the would-be winner a major championship.

    The entire event was so unsavory that the USGA and R&A made not one but two alterations to the rules and created a “working group” to avoid similar snafus in the future.

    That working group – it turns out the U.S. Ryder Cup team has some sort of copyright on “task force” – initially issued a decision that introduced a “reasonable judgment” and a “naked eye” standard to video reviews, and last week the rule makers kept the changes coming.

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    While all this might be a step in the right direction, it does nothing to change Thompson’s fate. The AFR Chalice won’t change the harsh reality, but at least it will serve as a reminder of how she helped altered the rulemaking landscape.



    Nothing Runs Like a Deere Award. Nothing gets fans fired up like officials turning fields of fescue rough into hay on the eve of a major championship, and the USGA’s decision to do some 11th-hour trimming at Erin Hills in June certainly caught many by surprise.

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