Grab a Presidents Cup hat and a walkie-talkie. If you can't find Sammy, carry around a plush squirrel all night. People will go nuts.
Throw on a red sweater, have a woman kiss you all over with red lipstick, carry around the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover and drink Arnold Palmers all night. Hey, we know Arnie's kissing Kate, but in your version, doesn't she kiss him back?
Billy Horschel paired his octopus pants with pink at the U.S. Open, but we advise you go with orange, to represent his alma mater. Carry around a gator headcover all night and you'll be 'swamped' with compliments.
Jason and Amanda Dufner
Want to be golf's 'it' couple? For the guy, get a shaggy-haired wig, a Titleist cap and some Wintergreen Copenhagen Snuff. As for the girl? Wear a white dress with a handprint on your backside. 'Snuff said.
If you don't have an Amanda to your Jason but still want to pay homage to Dufner, throw on a red shirt with the word 'DUFS DIPS' on it and be the next-best thing. You'll be a big dip ... we mean hit.
Dick Fowler, P.I.
Anyone would be happy to have you at their Halloween party dressed as Dick Fowler, P.I., to step in when someone commits a party foul.
U.S. Solheim Cup team member
Put on your red, white and blue. Put ribbons in your hair, paint your faces and put glitter on your eyes. Then walk around all night waving your hand in front of your face.
Most of us will probably never win $10 million, so dressing up like Henrik Stenson may be the closest we'll ever get. Throw on some black golf attire, throw dollar bills around all night and drink Coca Cola ... with or without rum is up to you.
This could work as a couples costume or a stand-alone. If it's just you, sport your nicest Nike garb, carry a robot around all night and have a comeback in the cue if anyone gets lippy with you.
Jonas Blixt and Rickie Fowler
This costume should be worn as a pair, and while most people will assume you're both Rickie Fowler, wearing different hats will help set the record straight that one of you is Jonas Blixt.