Eat your heart out, Rickie Fowler. Lime green goes great with red plaid
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC - APRIL 15: Carl Pettersson of Sweden holds the championship trophy after winning the RBC Heritage presented by Boeing at Harbour Town Golf Links on April 15, 2012 in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. (Photo by Hunter...
Monty could have used this at the 1999 Ryder Cup
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 14: Colin Montgomerie of Scotland's helmet during the BIC Karting experience after the conclusion of play during the second day of the Bahrain Invitational at the Royal Golf Club on April 14, 2012 in Riffa, Bahrain. (Photo...
'Mmmm, golfers
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC - APRIL 14: An alligator swims in a pond along the eighth fairway during the third round of the RBC Heritage presented by Boeing at Harbour Town Golf Links on April 14, 2012 in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. (Photo by...
'Fill this up with money and you can have a gallon of gas'
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 14: His Highness Shaikh Nasser Bin Hamad al Khalifa Supreme Council for Youth and Sport Chairman and Olympic Committee President presents the the individual prize to Thomas Bjorn of Denmark during the second day of the...
Has anyone seen Jerry Rice's ball?
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 14: Paul Casey (L) of England and Joe Montana of the USA smile during the second day of the Bahrain Invitational at the Royal Golf Club on April 14, 2012 in Riffa, Bahrain. (Photo by Phil Weymouth/Getty Images)
'Let me rub your head for luck'
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 14: Thomas Bjorn of Denmark is congratulated by his partner Gianluca Vialli of Itlay after Bjorn had holed a great birdie putt on the 18th green during the second day of the Bahrain Invitational at the Royal Golf Club on...
'The sand people are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers'
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 14: Colin Montgomerie of Scotland and Thomas Bjorn of Denmark lead their partners Tim Henman of England and Gianluca Vialli of Itlay through the ravine on the second hole during the second day of the Bahrain Invitational at...
He's working on keeping his right hand out of the shot
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA - APRIL 14: Tom Lewis of England hits a shot during the 3rd round of the Maybank Malaysian Open at Kuala Lumpur Golf & Country Club on April 14, 2012 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (Photo by Ian Walton/Getty Images)
'Lexi Thompson is one thing, but if this kid outdrives me, I quit'
RIFFA, BAHRAIN - APRIL 13: Suzann Pettersen of Norway during her clinic for young golfers during the first day of the Bahrain Invitational at the Royal Golf Club on April 13, 2012 in Riffa, Bahrain (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)
'One more Tom Brady question and I'm outta here'
BAHRAIN - APRIL 13: Former NFL player Joe Montana attends the Sportsmans question time during the Kings Invitational at the Royal Golf Club Montgomerie Course on April 13, 2012 in Riffa, Bahrain. (Photo by Phil Weymouth/Getty Images)
Ollie discovers his green jacket is only worth a carton of cigarettes
SPRINGFIELD, GA - APRIL 9: In this handout image provided by the Effingham County Sheriff's Office, professional golfer Jose Maria Olazabal of Spain poses for a mug shot after being being booked for speeding April 9, 2012 in Springfield, Georgia....
Bored with golf, Yani Tseng attempts to pitch the Mets to a championship
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 09: LPGA golfer Yani Tseng throws out the ceremonial first pitch before the game between the New York Mets and the Washington Nationals at Citi Field on April 9, 2012 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New...
