Williams went above and beyond. Dipping the club into the River Liffey, Williams lost his balance on a slick rock. Something had to give.
'It was him or the 9-iron going into the drink,' Woods said. 'He chose the 9-iron.'
Woods and Williams laughed about the gaffe -- easier to do because Woods won his match pretty easily. He played the next seven holes with only 13 clubs.
It was only an issue once -- on 11 -- when Woods was 127 yards for his approach, 'the perfect number' for his 9-iron. He hit a choked down 8 instead and made birdie.
Later, a diver retrieved the club, and Woods got it back on No. 15.
'Stevie dried the grip, and it was fine,' Woods said.
Once again, Sunday was cruel to Sergio Garcia. Not at a major, but at his own personal playground, the Ryder Cup.
The 4-and-3 loss to Stewart Cink hardly muted his celebration, though. Garcia failed to become the first European to go 5-0 in a Ryder Cup, but his first four victories set the stage for Europe's win. When it was over, he showed no signs of being upset.
Really, there was no beating Cink on this day. He was at his best. He made four birdies over the first five holes to run to a 3-up lead. It got to 5 up from there.
'I don't think he had a hot putter. I think his putter melted,' said Garcia, who left with a 14-4-2 lifetime record at the Ryder Cup.
Cink won his first Ryder Cup singles match in three tries.
'It was probably my best match-play experience of my life today,' he said.
GOLFER IN CHIEF
The Ryder Cup players weren't the only Americans with sad tales to tell from The K Club.
Bill Clinton, on hand to watch the final round of the exhibition, played here in the past and said it was a struggle.
'I know I didn't break 90,' he said. 'I think I shot a 91. I know I didn't get close to my handicap.'
The former President's handicap is reported by many to be around 12. Many theories abound, of course, about what that number really should be. He has a reputation as an unabashed mulligan taker, a guy who keeps hitting shots until he likes the result.
But he wasn't telling any tall tales about his trip around the Irish course, 'from the blue tees' -- the championship tees -- which play at 7,337 yards.
'I spent half the time trying to stay out of the water,' he said. 'Very difficult, pretty much at every turn.'
Clinton said he appreciates the Ryder Cup for the same reason most people do.
'It's because it's team, not an individual sport,' Clinton said. 'It's got variations that make it endlessly interesting -- the mix of personalities and mix of forms of play.'
'And,' Clinton added, 'this is a very hard course.'
There's no other way to put it, except to say Phil Mickelson had an awful Ryder Cup. He lost 2 and 1 to Jose Maria Olazabal on Sunday to finish 0-4-1 for the week and drop to 1-9-1 over his last 11 matches.
'Obviously, I expected to get more points than a half,' Mickelson said. 'But I felt like we were in every match.'
Mickelson did nothing to quiet those who say he's too burned out come September to be effective in this event, or those who advanced the theory that he might never be the same after his 18th-hole meltdown at the U.S. Open at Winged Foot.
Like Woods, captain Tom Lehman and pretty much everyone on the U.S. team, Mickelson agreed the lack of clutch putting did in the whole team.
'It comes back down to the greens,' he said. 'It's just going to make me work harder in putting in the offseason because I just didn't make anything, and that was certainly frustrating.'
Scott Verplank already was having a good day. He was 3-up in his singles match with Padraig Harrington and on his way to winning his second Ryder Cup point when he stepped up to the tee on the 14th hole.
Verplank had the honors and hit an iron at the flag 213 yards away. His aim was true, and the ball hopped into the hole for the second ace of this Ryder Cup.
'I just turned around and then told Padraig, 'Well, it's your shot now,'' Verplank said.
Harrington had to make an ace himself to avoid going four down with four to go. He hit a good shot, but it ended up eight feet short.
Verplank halved the next hole with Harrington to win the match 4 and 3. It was a rare bright spot in a frustrating day for the U.S. team.
'Just a lucky shot,' Verplank said. 'I hit a nice-looking shot. It never left the flag. But to go in is pretty lucky.'
Paul Casey made a hole-in-one on the same hole Saturday. His was even more dramatic, though, winning the match for he and David Howell against Stewart Cink and Zach Johnson.
London-based sports book William Hill called the 2008 Ryder Cup a toss-up, offering even-money on either team. Spokesman Graham Sharpe said it's the first time the Europeans aren't being tabbed as an underdog for a Ryder Cup on U.S. turf. Odds on the Europeans fielding the same 12 players as this year were 33-1. The odds on the Americans fielding the same team two years hence? 'About a million to 1, I'd guess,' Sharpe said. ... Lee Westwood played his match against Chris DiMarco with flu symptoms. He gingerly drank from a bottle of champagne during Europe's otherwise raucous celebration. ... Colin Montgomerie improved 6-0-2 in Ryder Cup singles matches.