I won't tell the joke about standing room tickets inside and around all 1,200 Whistling Straits bunkers being pre-sold for the 2015 PGA and 2020 Ryder Cup. And I won't talk more about blame rightfully being pointed at Johnson, his caddie, the rules official, and the setup man too.
I won't talk about Kaymer getting his first major, which was coming someday anyway, but it being lost just like Stewart Cink's to a bigger story.
And finally, I won't talk about how we're left with this for eight months until we show up to the Masters hoping for the same type of drama and fearing that Augusta's latest tweak is the addition of 83 bunkers at the 18th hole.
Nope, not going to talk about it.