From the Clown's Mouth: A golf joke


Bill was 26 over par by the eighth hole; he had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough. When his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt, Bill exploded.

'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!' he screamed.

'I doubt it,' replied the caddy. 'That would be too much of a coincidence.'