This guy's pet rabbit is a better cart girl than most

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We've all been there. You're on the course and need a refreshing beverage to help your game, but the cart girl is nowhere to be found.

What's the solution? If you guessed get a pet rabbit and train it to bring you beer, well then you are a weird, weird person.

But that's exactly what we have here. I'll let the genius beer drinker take it from here, because my words can't possibly do this any justice:

This event marks the release of an epic accomplishment. I have been collaborating for the past year with my girlfriend's pet rabbit to create performance art and "happenings" that capture this rabbit's capabilities and worldly passions. In a million years, neither Wallace nor I would have guessed that our creative endeavors would take this route but after such a long journey we arrive at this significant moment.

Cart girls across the globe, you're officially on notice. Wallace is coming for that job.

h/t to Gawker