It's not that PGA Tour players don't love you, the fans.
It's that you're there every week and so are they and they sign a lot of stuff and they've got places to be and sometimes they don't look up.
Chesson Hadley decided to illustrate all of that Wednesday with help from a completely unaware Bubba Watson.
To his point, the purse this week at TPC Sawgrass is only $10 million.
If at any point today you find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just keep this tab open and refer to the image below: