It's almost disappointing we can't file this under @_FloridaMan.
According to KPRC in Houston, from which we pulled the photo above, some guy somehow drove his vehicle - a Jaguar - into the middle of a Top Golf driving range last week.
Viewer Josh Putt sent Local 2 pictures of the car. Putt said patrons apparently made the Jaguar a target, and began pelting it with golf balls.
Workers were eventually able to corral the car into a corner with a ball-collecting cart.
A security guard detained the driver and called police, but no one was arrested.
The name "Josh Putt" seems a little on the nose, but the visual of the range picker trying to box in a Jaguar is riveting.
It's also the greatest driving range target of all-time ... aside from post-Ryder Cup Tom Watson in those MasterCard commercials.
Top Golf driving-range bay: $20/hr.
Firing golf balls at the Jag: Priceless.