In the ongoing #firstworldproblems battle to determine whether Apple or Samsung makes the better smart phone, I'm going to go out on a limb and say YouTube user "PeteKersich" is firmly entreched on the front lines of the Android Army.
In the clip you should watch below, Pete (we're on a first name basis) decides to switch teams in epic fashion, smashing his iPhone 5 into the Hudson River with a 9-iron because it, according to his video description, "gave me a lot of issues throughout my 2 years with it." Seems totally logical.
"Office Space" floated the theory that the best way to enjoy technology is by smashing it with blunt objects. Pete has now confirmed said theory.