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For sale: Ghost of Bobby Jones in a glass jar

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We can't think of a better way to spend a thousand bucks, can you? The Ebay posting has since been deleted but below you will find the full description of how rklassman captured the ghost of Bobby Jones, and why he must let him go for the low price of $1,000.

Earlier this year, I began to hear strange voices come from my garage and specifically my golf clubs. The voice would repeat 'Syringomyelia, Syringomyelia.' At first I had no idea what the ghost was saying, so I googled the word. Syringomyelia is the disease that paralyzed killed hall of fame golfer Bobby Jones. I asked the apparition are you Bobby Jones? The ghost then became visible dressed in 1950's golfing gear. The ghost said yes I am Bobby Jones. I didn't know what to do, so in panic I took the jar next to me and forced the ghost of Bobby Jones into the container. Thankfully this ghostly version of Bobby Jones was the paralyzed version of him and not the pristine athlete from the 1920's.

Bobby Jones

As much as I like having Mr.Jones in my house, my wife is petrified of ghosts and is now forcing me to sell him. I have decided to sell Mr. Jones on ebay and donate half of the proceeds to the cure Syringomyelia fund.

Unfortunately Mr. Jones ghost can only be seen by true believers. If you are not a true believer bid with caution, for you may be unable to see him. I will not be giving refunds, so bid with caution as this is something impossible to authenticate and verify.