A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf, enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddie. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway.
He looks at the caddie and says, "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
The caddie looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
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