Only this was the rough just off the No. 5 fairway during first day of the Presidents Cup on Thursday. Furyk was hurting -- muscle spasms on the right side of his ribcage -- and his wife was trying to comfort him.
``I'll be OK. I'll be ready to go tomorrow,'' said Furyk, who said the injury was an aggravation of something he felt at last week's 84 Lumber Classic. ``I'm in a little bit of pain. I probably need some rest for it to subside, and I don't think I'm going to get any this week.''
U.S. captain Jack Nicklaus was less optimistic. He called Furyk's status ``uncertain'' for Friday and put Furyk in the final grouping in Friday's fourballs to give his player extra time for therapy in the morning.
Furyk and Tiger Woods are scheduled to play Stuart Appleby and Mark Hensby. If Furyk can't play, Woods will play a singles match against either Appleby or Hensby, as chosen by International captain Gary Player. If Furyk withdraws during the match, Woods will finish 1-on-2 against both Appleby and Hensby.
``He'll either tell me he can start and play or he'll tell me he can't,'' Nicklaus said. ``I don't have an input in that. I think the spirit of the matches are that we want everybody to play.''
NO RELAPSE FOR TOMS:
David Toms had no physical problems in his first competitive round of golf since his health scare last weekend.
As for his golf game, that's another matter. On Thursday, Toms and Stewart Cink were routed 6 and 5 by Mike Weir and Trevor Immelman in foursomes.
``I'm sure he's far more disappointed in his golf than he is his health,'' U.S. captain Jack Nicklaus said.
Toms was airlifted to a hospital during last week's 84 Lumber Classic and was diagnosed with a condition related to an abnormal heartbeat. He is taking medication and will have a procedure done next week.
``David said he's feeling fine,'' Nicklaus said. ``He hit the ball well, just didn't make any putts. He's quite ready to go. It wouldn't be a very difficult guess who I might sit out one round on Saturday because I don't want to push David, but at this point, David feels fine and ready to play.''
No wonder Tiger Woods didn't want to expose his hairdo.
The world got its first glimpse at Woods' new 'do Thursday when he had to wear a suit and tie for the opening ceremony of the Presidents Cup. Essentially, it looks as if someone took a paint brush and put huge light-blond splotches in Woods' hair.
Asked to explain the new look, Woods said: ``Just having fun. Got to do it while I've still got it.''
BUSH & CLINTON:
Former Presidents Bush and Clinton, who have worked together to raise money after the tsunami and Katrina disasters, were paired again Thursday for the more leisurely duty of launching the sixth edition of the Presidents Cup.
``You can tell us apart,'' Clinton told the crowd during the opening ceremony, ``because he's the guy who jumps out of airplanes when he's 75 and 80, and I'm the guy that tore his leg up falling off a 9-inch step in Greg Norman's house.''
Clinton also praised the decision to call the 2003 Presidents Cup in South Africa a draw when darkness halted play after three playoff holes between Tiger Woods and Ernie Els.
``I love the way they ended that tournament two years ago,'' Clinton said. ``I kept thinking if they had been in office instead of me, we'd have peace in the Middle East.''
Emcee Stone Phillips got into the act by noting that both former presidents are avid golfers.
``President Bush has been known to play from the blue tees on occasion,'' Phillips said. ``And President Clinton has been known to venture into red state territory.''
Bush said the importance of the fund-raising efforts mean much more than any political differences between himself and Clinton.
``I'm a little tired of people saying 'You're the odd couple,''' Bush said.
BLOOD & GUTS TABLE TENNIS:
When the U.S. team realized there was table tennis available at their accommodations this week, Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods couldn't wait to pick up the paddles.
``Within 30 seconds, Phil and Tiger are playing pingpong -- real blood and guts,'' teammate Fred Funk said.
Funk doesn't know who won, but he used the story to illustrate the camaraderie among the Americans.
``We just hate reading that we're not a team of togetherness,'' Funk said, ``just because we get beat at the Ryder Cup.''
OH, THEY'RE IN THE SAME AREA ANYWAY:
International team captain Gary Player put Michael Campbell in the wrong country during the opening ceremony.
Player spoke of the huge crowds that welcomed Campbell back to Australia -- instead of New Zealand -- after Campbell's U.S. Open victory this year. Player was quickly corrected.
``Guys, when you get to 70, you're allowed a mulligan,'' said Player, who turns 70 in November.
NO ROOKIE JITTERS:
The five Presidents Cup rookies went 3-1-1 during the opening day foursomes Thursday. Angel Cabrera and Trevor Immelman were on winning pairs for the International team, and Scott Verplank helped gain a point for the Americans. Mark Hensby was involved in a tie match for the Internationals, while teammate Nick O'Hern was the only first-timer to lose.