Jespers Greatest Talent - Hes Not Opposed to Listening
That is Jesper Parnevik. His mind is so open, you would need a ton of bricks to close it. Some people laugh at the comical things he does. Jesper doesn't mind. If he thinks it will help his body be enlightened, he'll do it. If he thinks it will help him become a better golfer, he'll try it. Does it sound hilarious to us? Possibly. But Parnevik isn't out to be a product of the masses. He is out to be healthier, fitter - and by the way, a better golfer.
Which is why he didn't summarily brush off the putter when the guy (he doesn't remember his name) offered it to him the day before the Honda began. He dropped a few balls and rolled it a time or two. It looked like a silhouette of a 1950s guy with a ducktail haircut. Jesper said 'thanks' and he continued rolling it.
Come Thursday in the opening round of the Honda, he was thinking he was onto something. Come Sunday evening, he was sure of it.
That's not unlike his new practice-putting device. Invented by 'this English guy,' Parnevik has been using the 'Zen Oracle' for a month or so. It's a doughnut-shaped instrument on a shaft. The ball is placed in the circle. 'You make a normal stroke and then you kind of release the ball towards the hole - but it's stuck inside the putter,' he said.
'It's amazing the feel you get with it. It's helped me a lot. It's hard to explain the feeling of it, but all the other pros that have tried it on the putting green are amazed. They come up to me and say, 'What is that?' And they try it and it's just amazing the feel you get.'
Parnevik hasn't putted this well 'in six or seven months.' And it's all because he has listened. Some players have closed minds. If they don't get paid to endorse it, they aren't going to use it. Jesper will try it, and if he thinks it has merit, he'll go with it.
That's what he does to his body. If he comes across an idea that sounds plausible, he will try it. Most of them don't really work, he'll be the first to admit. But he will try them out.
He's tried so many things in the past decade. In his native Sweden, he went on television to put his feet in a bathtub and send 220 volts of electricity surging through the water and into his body. The idea was to get all the organs of his body working in harmony.
He's worn a device around his neck to protect against electromagnetic radiation that abounds in televisions, radios and cell phones. He had the fillings in his teeth replaced with a material that is said to prevent allergies. He wore battery-powered strobe-light glasses to help synchronize neural firings in both sides of the brain. He wore headphones that produced eerie sounds for the same reason. And he allowed a man to collect samples of his blood to reverse the electronic frequencies of any harmful elements, transmitting the healing frequencies around the world to Parnevik with radio waves.
In his most famous gig, he ate volcanic sand. Yes, sand. It was to cleanse the body. Admittedly, it didn't work so he gave up on the year-long experiment. That's the story with most of the schemes he has been involved with. Most don't work. But he has at least tried, and the body is none the worse for it.
'Most of the things that you've heard about are things that I've tried out in an attempt to improve my physique, my mental side and all that. The result is if they are not what I thought they would do, I don't keep doing them,' said Parnevik.
'But I try pretty much all the time to look for ways to stay ahead of the other guys, if you can put it that way.'
And so Jesper, because of his fame and his off-beat reputation, gets quite a lot of nuts and kooks after him, as well as the sincere gent or two. He concedes that, although most are sincere, their ideas contained a basic flaw which made them useless. But because he is so adventurous, people contact him first with any new theory they might have on human neurology or anatomy or electricity.
'I'm a magnet to people like that,' agrees Parnevik. 'It seems like, you know, if they have a funny idea or a strange idea or new method or something, they come to me first and ask me if I want to try it out. Usually I do try it out.'
Of course, success is varied, all the way from the ridiculous to the brilliant. One of Jesper's most successful stunts was the manner in which he wears the bill of his cap. He originally flipped it up simply to get more sun on his face. But in so doing, he realized he could see the line much better. He's been doing it for nine years now.
Just like the unusual-looking putter that he used at Honda. Weird designs usually don't last too long. Look at the omelet-pan putter Jack Nicklaus used in winning the 1986 Masters, or 'the Thing,' the tiny-headed putter Paul Azinger wielded while winning the Tour Championship in 1992. This one will probably go by the wayside in a few weeks, too. But not before it was responsible for a win.
'I don't know what it is,' Parnevik said. 'First time I put it down, it felt like, 'Wow, I can see where I'm aiming.'
'You know, I don't know what it is, sometimes you put a putter down and it feels perfect. It feels like you can aim it and stroke it wherever you are aiming.
'It was just that this one felt pretty good or - I don't know how - it must be something to do with the eyes or the vision down looking at it. Because sometimes you can grab someone else's putter and you cannot understand how they can putt with it because it looks like it's aiming way left or something like that. This was just perfect.
'I also know that could change next week.'
Right. Jesper Parnevik is simply smarter than most of us. He takes the ideas of the entire world and puts them into practical use. The ones he likes, he keeps. The ones he dislikes, he discards. His bank account would suggest that the ones he discards haven't hurt him. The ones he has kept have been a financial success. And all of them, rejects as well as keepers have given us something to wonder about. Or, at worst, something to laugh about.
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What's in the Bag: CJ Cup winner Koepka
Brooks Koepka closed strong to win the CJ Cup in South Korea, and he also took over the No. 1 ranking. Here's a look inside his bag.
Driver: TaylorMade M3 (9.5 degrees)
Fairway Woods: TaylorMade M2 Tour HL (16.5 degrees)
Irons: Nike Vapor Fly Pro (3); Mizuno JPX-900 Tour (4-PW)
Wedges: Titleist Vokey Design SM7 Raw (52, 56 degrees), SM7 Raw TVD (60 degrees)
Putter: Scotty Cameron T10 Select Newport 2 prototype
Ball: Titleist Pro V1x
HOFer Stephenson: Robbie wants to play me in movie
Margot Robbie has already starred in one sports-related biopic, and if she gets her way a second opportunity might not be far behind.
Robbie earned an Academy Award nomination for her work last year as former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding in the movie, I Tonya. She also has a desire to assume the role of her fellow Aussie, Jan Stephenson, in a movie where she would trade in her skates for a set of golf clubs.
That's at least according to Stephenson, who floated out the idea during an interview with Golf Australia's Inside the Ropes podcast shortly after being announced as part of the next class of World Golf Hall of Fame inductees.
"We've talked about doing a movie. Margot Robbie wants to play me," Stephenson said.
There certainly would be a resemblance between the two Australian blondes, as Robbie has become one of Hollywood's leading ladies while Stephenson was on the cutting edge of sex appeal during her playing career. In addition to several magazine covers, Stephenson also racked up 16 LPGA wins between 1976-87 including three majors.
Robbie, 28, has also had starring roles in Suicide Squad and The Wolf of Wall Street.
Monday Scramble: Who's No. 1 ... in the long run?
Brooks Koepka becomes golf’s new king, Sergio Garcia enjoys the Ryder Cup bump, Danielle Kang overcomes the demons, Michelle Wie goes under the knife and more in this week’s edition of Monday Scramble:
Brooks Koepka added an exclamation point to his breakout year.
His red-hot finish at the CJ Cup not only earned him a third title in 2018, but with the victory he leapfrogged Dustin Johnson to become the top-ranked player in the world for the first time.
That top spot could become a revolving door over the next few months, with Johnson, Justin Thomas and Justin Rose all vying for No. 1, but it’s a fitting coda to Koepka’s stellar year that included two more majors and Player of the Year honors.
For a player whose team searches long and hard for slights, there’s no questioning now his place in the game.
1. DJ won three events this season, but he wasn’t able to create much separation between him and the rest of the world’s best players.
Koepka’s rise to No. 1 made him the fourth player to reach the top spot this year, and the third in the past month.
Who has the greatest potential to get to No. 1 and stay there? Johnson is the best bet in the short term, but he’s also 34. Koepka will be a threat in the majors as long as he stays healthy. So the belief here is that it’ll be Justin Thomas, who is 25, without weakness and, best of all, hungry for more success.
2. Koepka had an eventful final round at the CJ Cup. Staked to a four-shot lead in the final round, his advantage was trimmed to one after a sloppy start, then he poured it on late with an inward 29. He punctuated his historic victory with an eagle on the 72nd hole, smirking as it tumbled into the cup.
It was his fifth career Tour title – but only his second non-major. Weird.
3. How appropriate that golf’s most underappreciated talent – at least in his estimation – became world No. 1 in a limited-field event that finished at 2 a.m. on the East Coast. Somehow he’ll spin this into being overlooked, again.
4. Sergio Garcia carried all of that Ryder Cup momentum into the Andalucia Valderrama Masters, where he earned the hat trick by capturing his third consecutive title there.
While the rest of the world’s best gathered in Korea or rested for global golf’s finishing kick, Garcia won the weather-delayed event by four shots over Shane Lowry. Garcia’s foundation hosts the tournament, and he extended his crazy-good record there: In 14 career appearances at Valderrama, he has three wins, seven top-3s, nine top-5s and 13 top-10s.
Garcia, who went 3-1 at the recent Ryder Cup, became the first player since Ernie Els (2004) to win the same European Tour event three years in a row.
5. Gary Woodland probably doesn’t want 2018 to end.
He was the runner-up at the CJ Cup, his second consecutive top-5 to start the season. He made 11(!) birdies in the final round and now is a combined 37 under par for the first two starts of the new season.
6. This definitely wasn’t the Ryder Cup.
Four shots back, and the closest pursuer to Koepka, Ian Poulter had a chance to put pressure on the leader in the final round. Instead, he was left in the dust, mustering only three birdies and getting waxed by seven shots (64-71) on the last day. Poulter tumbled all the way into a tie for 10th.
7. It hasn’t been the easiest road for Danielle Kang since she won the 2017 Women’s PGA.
The 26-year-old said she’s dealt with anxiety for months and has battled both putting and full-swing yips. Her problems were so deep that a week ago, she stood over the ball for four minutes and couldn’t pull the trigger.
No wonder she said that she was “pretty stunned” to hold off a bevy of challengers to win her second career title at the Buick LPGA Shanghai.
“I’m finally at a place where I’m peaceful and happy with my game, with my life,” she said.
8. In the middle of the seven-way tie for second in China was Ariya Jutanugarn, who will return to No. 1 in the world for the second time this season.
9. Also in that logjam was another former top-ranked player, Lydia Ko, who had tumbled all the way to 17th. Ko hasn’t been able to build off of her slump-busting victory earlier this summer, but she now has six consecutive top-16 finishes and at least seems more comfortable in her new position.
“Sometimes you get too carried away about the awards and rankings,” she said. “It just becomes so much. I think it’s more important to keep putting myself there and … shooting in the 60s, and that way I think it builds the confidence and the rankings kind of sort itself out.”
Here's how Tiger Woods explained his pitiful performance at the Ryder Cup: “I was tired because I hadn’t trained for it. I hadn’t trained this entire comeback to play this much golf.”
Of course, he looked just fine a week earlier at East Lake, where he snapped a five-year winless drought with one of the most memorable weeks of his legendary career. His training wasn’t a topic of conversation there.
It's reasonable to expect that the emotional victory took a lot of out of him, but if he was so gassed, why did he sit only one team session and go 36 on Saturday? By Sunday night, Woods looked like he was running on empty, so either he wasn't upfront with captain Jim Furyk about his energy levels, or Furyk ran him out there anyway.
This week's award winners ...
Can’t Catch a Break: Michelle Wie. The star-crossed talent announced that she’ll miss the rest of the season to undergo surgery to repair a troublesome hand injury. Maybe one of these years she’ll be able to play a full schedule, without physical setbacks.
Grab the Mic: Paul Azinger. Taking Johnny Miller’s seat in the booth, Azinger will call all four days of action at every Golf Channel/NBC event, beginning at the WGC-Mexico Championship. He was the most logical (and best) choice to follow the inimitable Miller.
Take That, Dawdler: Corey Pavin. It was Pavin – and not the notoriously slow Bernhard Langer – who earned the first slow-play penalty on the PGA Tour Champions in what seemed like ages. The one-shot penalty dropped him to 15th in the event.
Long Time Coming: Jason Day. His tie for fifth at the CJ Cup was his best finish worldwide since … The Players? Really. Wow.
The Tumble Continues: Jordan Spieth. In the latest world rankings, Spieth is officially out of the top 10 for the first time since November 2014. A reminder that he finished last year at No. 2.
Clutch Performances: Andalucia Masters. Both Gonzalo Fernandez-Castano and Richie Ramsay both moved inside the top 116 in the Race to Dubai standings, securing their European Tour cards for next season. Gonzo tied for fifth in the regular-season finale, while Ramsay was joint 11th.
That’s Messed Up: CJ Cup purse. As colleague Will Gray noted, the purse for the 78-man event was $9.5 million – or $400K more than the first 15 events of the Web.com Tour schedule combined. The difference between the haves and have-nots has never been larger.
Blown Fantasy Pick of the Week: Justin Thomas. The defending champion never could get started in Korea, closing with his low round of the week, a 4-under 68, just to salvage a tie for 36th. Sigh.
Azinger: 'Can't see anybody beating Tiger' at his best
There's a new world No. 1, and a fresh crop of young guns eager to make their mark on the PGA Tour in 2019. But according to Paul Azinger, the player with the highest ceiling is still the same as it was when he was walking inside the ropes.
Azinger was named Monday as lead golf analyst for NBC Sports, and on "Morning Drive" he was asked which player is the best when all are playing their best. The former PGA champion pondered new world No. 1 Brooks Koepka and former No. 1 Dustin Johnson, but he came back around to a familiar answer: Tiger Woods.
"I just can't see anybody beating Tiger when Tiger's at his best. I just can't see it," Azinger said. "He's not his best yet, but he's almost his best. And when Tiger's his best, there's more that comes with Tiger than just the score he shoots. That crowd comes with Tiger, and it's a whole 'nother dynamic when Tiger's at his best. And I'm just going to have to say that when Tiger's at his best, he's still the best."
Woods, 42, started this year ranked No. 656 in the world but had a resurgent season that included a pair of near-misses at The Open and PGA Championship and culminated with his win at the Tour Championship that ended a five-year victory drought. For Azinger, the question now becomes how he can follow up a breakthrough campaign as he looks to contend consistently against players from a younger generation.
"That's why we watch, to see if he can maintain that. To see what he's capable of," Azinger said. "Now longevity becomes the issue for Tiger Woods. In seven or eight years, he's going to be 50 years old. That goes fast. I'm telling you, that goes really fast."
When Woods returns to action, he'll do so with a focus on the upcoming Masters as he looks to capture the 15th major title that has eluded him for more than a decade. With bombers like Koepka and Johnson currently reigning on the PGA Tour, Azinger believes the key for Woods will be remaining accurate while relying on the world-class iron play that has been a strength throughout his career.
"I think he's going to have to recognize that he's not the beast out there when it comes to smacking that ball off the tee. But I'd like to see him try to hit a couple more fairways periodically. That'd be nice," he said. "If he can drive that ball in the fairway, with that putter, we've seen what his putter is capable of. The sky's the limit, boys."