Grip it and … eat it?
While it doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, John Daly has slightly altered the popular golf slogan to fit his newest business venture: Pizza.
That’s right, Long John has founded his very own pizza “system,” marketed toward golf courses as an effective way to add pizza to their menus.
John Daly Pizza programs come complete with a pizza baking oven, refrigerated pizza preparation unit, pizza making utensils, professional training materials and effective on-site marketing materials. Bonus: Every box comes with a John Daly ball marker attached (whatever that is).
They even served up some tasty pies at the PGA Show in Orlando last month.
Stop by the John Daly Pizza Booth #3401 for a slice of Breakfast Pizza morning to start the #PGAShow pic.twitter.com/r7m4xw6ZOM
— John Daly Pizza Team (@johndalypizza) January 22, 2014
There's really not much more to the story. John Daly ... two-time major champion, Hooters connoisseur, wearer of obnoxious pants, pizza system peddler. Talk abour your natural progression.
So next time you sit down at the 19th hole and order a John Daly, don't be surprised if you get some pizza with your vodka-tea-lemonade concoction. There's worse problems to have.
