Three-quarters of the #SB2K17 crew is a little busy this weekend trying to win the Presidents Cup, but whenever they get some free time they'll have some business decisions to make.
Despite the fact that Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Justin Thomas and Smylie Kaufman have used carts the last two years on their spring break trips to the Bahamas, or that the likes of golf royalty such as Gary Player and "Beef" can't snag an invite, four gentlemen have gone ahead and submitted their official application to caddie during next year's vacation through social media anyway.
And what an application it is.
The dudes make quite a case for why they would be so desperately needed next year, offering caddie races, frequent dance-offs, sunscreen application and cocktail service - all in the name of strengthening the Core Four's "bro-mances."
They also made sure to point out that they are not out to replace the players' current caddies, though they wouldn't turn down the invitation either.
But that's not all. Willie, Juice, Hammer and Mountain also made a video showcasing their various caddie talents, which consist of wearing short-shorts, driving a cart and playing a lot more golf than most caddies typically do during a round.
But hey, all caddies have their own style.
In conclusion, Michael Scott said it best: