For a few brief, glorious moments on Sunday, young hearts around the nation beated a quicker beat. There was a line forming at Jordan Spieth's front door and there was a lot of pushing and shoving.
And then Spieth in his victory celebration kissed an obviously attractive young woman who obviously wasn't a part of the Spieth family - yet.
Said young woman is Ms. Annie Verret, who is reportedly Spieth's high school sweetheart. To Instagram we go:
Yes, the 2015 Masters champ is attached. Our sympathies go out to all of you, particularly those of you highlighted in this TIME blurb displaying your tweets:
This last one is a particular favorite: