Bubba Watson re-emerges in the winner's circle but gets exposed on the hardwood, Mark Wahlberg tunes out Tiger Woods and if John Daly wants a drinking partner, he need look no further than ... John Daly?
All that and more in this week's edition of The Social.
Bubba Watson had himself a week.
The two-time Masters champion hung out with Jay Leno and Ellen DeGeneres, caught a taping of "The Big Bang Theory," played in the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game and still found some time to notch his first PGA Tour win in two years.
Watson's third victory at Riviera couldn't have come at a better time for the 39-year-old, with an annual trip down Magnolia Lane right around the corner. But don't let that distract you from the only Bubba highlight that mattered from the weekend:
Welcome to the block party, Bubba. Despite his former professional basketball playing wife's advice to stay out of the paint, Watson decided to challenge Hall of Famer Tracy McGrady at the hoop. You could say his challenge was accepted. And then some.
Watson, who picked up a couple of assists but also shot an air ball in the game, said afterwards that he "was just trying not to get hurt" and even poked a little fun at himself, calling out McGrady for committing a foul on social media.
But if these tweets from a couple of his PGA Tour peers are any indication, it will be a while before he lives this one down.
@bubbawatson stuffed!!!!!!!!!! Get outta here— Brooks Koepka (@BKoepka) February 17, 2018
@bubbawatson with the airball from just outside the free thrown line... cmon man! Wide open you gotta hit that!— Daniel Berger (@DanielBerger59) February 17, 2018
They take @bubbawatson out of the game right after he gets stuffed, if he takes that undershirt off on the bench I guarantee he drops 25— Daniel Berger (@DanielBerger59) February 17, 2018
Sports fans probably take Bubba Golf for granted sometimes, no one plays the game like he does. Lets not make the same mistake with Bubba Basketball.
Want to know how far Tiger Woods has fallen? Sure, you could look at his 544th-world ranking or the current state of his game as he returns from injury, but the most telling sign came from his Wednesday pro-am round at the Genesis Open.
Woods was grouped with Mark Wahlberg for the day, and the superstar actor couldn't even be bothered to take the Apple AirPods out his ears – either one – for the entire round, even wearing them for the picture Woods posted on Instagram himself.
Marky Mark, you don't have to be his thunder buddy but at least show the man some common decency. He's still Tiger Freakin' Woods. Who is supposed to fake laugh at one of Tiger's patented hilarious dad jokes if all of his playing partners suddenly start listening to music during their rounds?
On a related note, guess Tigers are the only animals that Wahlberg won't talk to.
Something tells me this whole criminal thing isn't going to work out for these two.
Drinks were on John Daly Sunday after his hole-in-one at the Chubb Classic. But how many drinks? Well, that depends on who he’s drinking with.
If it’s with U.S. Olympian John Daly, the answer is, A LOT.
That's right, there's an American skeleton (headfirst luge for you newbs) racer competing in PyeongChang, South Korea, with the same name as the two-time major champ, and he couldn't help himself when asked about the similarity, jokingly saying he could keep up at the bar.
Did you know John Daly is at the #Olympics? No, not @PGA_JohnDaly , but @JohnDalyUSA, and the Olympian believes the Former Hog could race the skeleton, he also thinks he could out-drink Long John.#DalyOnDaly#WPS #Fore@PigTrailNation @PatWalkerWX @AustinKellerman pic.twitter.com/c4InFIzUdH— Aaron Nolan (@AaronNolanNews) February 12, 2018
Of course, Daly (the golfer) wasn't just going to sit idly by while his name was dragged through the mud, tweeting out, basically, be careful what you wish for.
Somehow, someway, sliding headfirst down a frozen patch of ice with very little protection seems like a better idea than challenging Long John to a drinking contest. Just ask Andrew 'Beef' Johnston how it turned out.
If someone quits Twitter but they don't leave a long, drawn-out message on Twitter about why they're quitting Twitter before doing so, then did they even quit Twitter?
That's the riddle surrounding Lydia Ko's disappearance from the social media platform, one that the South Park Police Department would call, "suspicious."
The former LPGA world No. 1 has gone through all kinds of changes over the last couple of seasons, and added this curious move (on top of switching out her swing coach and caddie to start this season) because she said the app was “taking up [too much] storage on my phone.”
Whatever the reason, whether it be the storage issue she mentioned, or Twitter being a giant cesspool of negativity, here's to hoping it brings Ko happiness and a return to the winner's circle for the first time since 2016.
But we're sad to see her go.
After all, if people aren't freaking out on Twitter, what are we going to focus on here in The Social?
Rory McIlroy said last week after playing with Tiger Woods at the Genesis Open that the 14-time major champ gives up two strokes a tournament dealing with the hoopla that comes with being Tiger Woods.
That hasn't deterred John Peterson, who was on Twitter Monday openly recruiting Woods to play on his team for the Zurich Classic.
The April New Orleans PGA Tour stop switched to a team format last year, with Jonas Blixt and Cameron Smith joining forces to win the first title.
Peterson followed up his original tweet by asking how many retweets he'd need to make it happen. We're no experts here, but probably more than the 132 it had at the time of this publication.
How many retweets do I need?— John Peterson (@JohnPetersonFW) February 20, 2018
Peterson's followers had some fun with the request, applauding his effort as a shooter:
Shooters gotta shoot! pic.twitter.com/ce4QyZNWQQ— John Wynne (@jwynne22) February 20, 2018
And hey, who knows, stranger things have happened. While the two may seem like an unlikely pairing, they have some stuff in common – Peterson won the 2012 Coca-Cola Walmart Open and Tiger, we think, has heard of an establishment known as Walmart.
So yeah, you could say the two are basically best friends at this point.