Tough Track and Caddie Race

By Michael CollinsMay 29, 2008, 4:00 pm
Editor's note: Michael Collins has been a stand-up comedian for 15 years and has more than seven years experience as a professional caddie. He currently covers the PGA TOUR as a correspondent with XM Satellite Radio and takes his turn on The Turn Mondays on GOLF CHANNEL.
 
This week is my first time to Dublin, Ohio and Jacks tournament, The Memorial. From what Ive been told its like a mini Augusta around here. So far, everyone has been very nice and polite. The course is extremely hard. Deep bunkers with weird rakes that make deep grooves -- on purpose! The rough is deep enough that Mark Hensby told me if you get in it off the tee, Get your lob wedge cause thats all youre gonna be able to get out. And if you miss the greens in the rough... youre gonna be chipping twice cause the first one aint staying on the green.
 
The greens were running so fast in the practice rounds, theyre not gonna mow a couple of them, and a couple of them theyre just gonna roll cause theyre too fast (when greens get to 14 on the stimpmeter there is a tough time finding four pin placements per green).
 
Youre definitely not gonna see double digits win this week and thats exactly what they want here, but some of the guys on our broadcast think 4 OVER par might win. I hope not;, I understand nobody wants 17 under to win around here anymore, but dont we already have a U.S. Open?
 
By the way, did you know the course almost went under? They needed half a million dollars to keep the project going so they asked 50 guys to put up $10,000 each and they would have a lifetime membership, no strings. I wish I was related to one of those 50. Wait maybe I am... time for a Google family tree search!
 
Nope, no luck. Guess Ill be begging again.
 
Last week at Colonial there was a going on that I didnt get to tell yall about. The Caddie Races on the 13th.
 
The 13th green is past the 14th tee so when a player hits the green, caddies lay the golf bag down and only have to carry the towel to the green after handing their player the putter. A few years ago some college kids thought it would be fun to bet on which caddie would get to the green first. It has since become a HUGE event that even the caddies get into, and the tournament sells t-shirts($20) and hats($30).
 
Thursdays and Fridays there are threesomes and since the crowd doesnt know the caddies names (and the tournament was smart on this), each player in the tee time sheet has his caddies bib identified by color (White, Khaki, Maroon). The fun part is when all three caddies are into it, this is what you hear...
 
Lets go RED!
 
Pick it up White, I got 20 on you!!
 
TAN IS THE MAN!!
 
Now a lot of times all three caddies will slowly walk towards the green, each taking a turn in the lead which gets the crowd into a frenzy, then one caddie will get to the edge of the green and walk around the edge (first one to touch green wins) while the other two catch up. The crowd is foaming at this point. Then on the weekends when they play in twosomes, if youre lucky, two caddies will drop the bags, line up and sprint FULL OUT to the green to see who wins. Well when this happens, the roars that erupt from that hole are as large as if someone just made eagle, and resonate around the course. Its funny to be on the course and have someone ask, Someone just holed a big putt. And I turn to them and say, No, Vijays caddie just beat KJs caddie to the green on 13.
 
There are very few tournaments that would embrace an act of cheering on caddies, but even the players and caddies who choose not to participate enjoy it. Nothing can make a guy who is 5 over and either missing the cut or is not in the hunt smile quicker than seeing his caddie racing.
 
The crowd doesnt care what your score is and the caddie gets to be in the spotlight for a hole. Which can be a nice break for a player once in a while. I do owe an apology to a caddie. I wrote a couple weeks ago that Skillet who won the Caddie Par 3 contest at THE PLAYERS had hit the closest shot in the history of the event: 1 foot 5 inches. Who knew caddies read this little column.... One of my friends and biggest fans comes up to me at Colonial last week and says, Mike, I got a bone to pick with you! I thought he was gonna tell me I said something about his momma the way he was looking at me. You said Skillet had the record at the Par 3, but he doesnt have it. I GOT HIM BY ONE INCH!
 
Chris P. Jones, aka Crispy: 2004 Par 3 Caddy Shot, 17th Hole TPC Sawgrass - 14
 
I stand corrected.
 
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    By Associated PressJuly 20, 2018, 11:29 pm

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    Overnight storms delayed the start of the second round Friday in the Barbasol Championship, and an afternoon thunderstorm suspended competition for good. The round will resume Saturday morning with much of the field still to play.

    The second stoppage at Champions Trace at Keene Trace Golf Club came 20 minutes before Lincicome's scheduled tee time.

    Lincicome was near the bottom of the field after opening with a 6-over 78 on Thursday. The first LPGA player since Michelle Wie in 2008 to start a PGA Tour event, she needs a huge rebound to join Babe Zaharias (1945) as the only female players to make the cut.

    Troy Merritt had the clubhouse lead at 15 under, following an opening 62 with a 67.

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    By Golf Channel DigitalJuly 20, 2018, 9:05 pm

    CARNOUSTIE, Scotland – Eighteen major champions made the cut at The Open and will be playing the weekend at Carnoustie, including 60-year-old ageless wonder Bernhard Langer, and both major champs so far this year, Patrick Reed and Brooks Koepka.

    Twenty-four-year-old Gavin Green will be first off solo Saturday at 4:15 a.m. ET. Reed and Rhys Enoch will follow along 10 minutes later.


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    Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods, both at even par for the tournament, six shots behind leaders Zach Johnson and Kevin Kisner, are in consecutive groups. Mickelson is playing with Austin Cook at 8:05 a.m. and Woods is with South Africa’s Shaun Norris at 8:15 a.m.

    Jordan Spieth and Rickie Fowler, both three shots off the lead, are also in consecutive groups. Fowler is at 10 a.m. with Thorbjorn Olesen and Spieth is 10 minutes later with Kevin Chappell. Rory McIlroy, looking to win his first major since the 2014 PGA Championship, is at 10:40 a.m. with Xander Schauffele. McIlroy is two shots behind.

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    5:35AM ET: Paul Casey, Chris Wood

    5:45AM ET: Bernhard Langer, Rafa Cabrera Bello

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    6:10AM ET: Masahiro Kawamura, Shubhankar Sharma

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    By Rex HoggardJuly 20, 2018, 8:12 pm

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    “There could be some variations,” he smiled following his round on Friday at Carnoustie.


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    At this rate, he may never shave again. Fowler followed an opening 70 with a 69 on Friday to move into a tie for 11th place, just three strokes off the lead.

    Fowler also has some friendly competition in the beard department, with his roommate this week Justin Thomas also going for the rugged look.

    “I think he kind of followed my lead in a way. I think he ended up at home, and he had a little bit of scruff going. It's just fun,” Fowler said. “We mess around with it. Obviously, not taking it too seriously. But like I said, ended up playing halfway decent last week, so I couldn't really shave it off going into this week.”

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    By Ryan LavnerJuly 20, 2018, 7:55 pm

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    Spieth showed his trademark grit in bouncing back from a rough finish Thursday, when he mis-clubbed on the 15th hole, leading to a double bogey, and ended up playing the last four holes in 4 over.

    “I don’t know if I actually regrouped,” he said. “It more kind of fires me up a little.”


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    Spieth missed more than half of his fairways in the second round, but he was able to play his approach shots from the proper side of the hole. Sure, he “stole a few,” particularly with unlikely birdies on Nos. 10 and 11 after errant drives, but he took advantage and put himself in position to defend his claret jug.

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