Just a little heads-up here. You'll no doubt be seeing this - "Are you kidding me? All of that for THAT?" - in our weekly Quotes of the Week feature this weekend. The speaker is Web.com Tour player Peter Malnati, who was attempting to play a shot out of a water hazard during Thursday's first round of the WinCo Foods Portland Open. No doubt Malnati had visions of emulating Bill Haas in the 2011 Tour Championship, but the water was deeper and the mud muddier, as you can see by the threatened disappearance of Malnati's right leg.
Anyway, just watch the video and you'll learn what "All of that" and "for THAT?" refer to. And for anyone wondering, Malnati took a quadruple-bogey 7 on the hole and finished with a 75, which left him 13 shots off the lead. But he stands fourth on the tour's money list, so he's got that going for him, which is nice.