This here is Donnie Kuhlman, the head golf professional at Fore Seasons Golf in Florida.
He recently came across a 350-pound alligator named "Spike" at a local golf tournament and did the only logical thing to do in the year 2015 - sit on it, take a picture and post it on Instagram.
Granted, Spike's mouth was taped and his handlers were nearby. And as USA Today's For The Win points out:
Gators have a tough time seeing behind them, and the muscles that open their jaw are so weak a human could hold it shut with very little effort.
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