I'm not sure I need to do a whole lot of explaining here, so we'll just start with some relevant background and let this all-you-can-read buffet of tweets - ranging from passive-aggressive to downright-hostile - speak for itself.
Josh Scobee is the placekicker for the Jacksonville Jaguars and, reportedly, a plus-3 handicap. End relevant background. OK, here we go:
Tiger- meet me at San Jose Country Club tomorrow, $100,000 a hole. You get 2 a side.— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10) February 11, 2015
Oops meant to text that to him— Josh Scobee (@JoshScobee10) February 11, 2015
And now, thanks to the joy of Storify and the insanity of the Internet, we offer you every tweet Scobee has sent and/or responded to since last evening and up to 3:19 p.m. I'm partial to the Heath Ledger drop, but you can choose your own favorite:
Somewhere, Chris Kluwe is freaking out that a special teamer not named Chris Kluwe is getting this much attention.
I leave you to draw your own conclusions about where the human race currently stands in 2015.