(Editor's note: Grill Room is live from the WM Phoenix Open with a Day 1 running blog. All times local.)
4:57 p.m. That's a wrap for me from the 16th at TPC Scottsdale. #nofilter #wheresthebeveragegirl
4:48 p.m. They came, they saw, they went.
4:25 p.m. Mass exodus.
4:11 p.m. "Quiet, please. Quiet," the 16th hole announcer insists.
Tiger over the ball, backs off after someone yells. Entire crowd boos the lone screamer.
Tiger readdresses the ball. More disruptive screams cause him to back off the ball a second time.
Tiger again addresses the ball. Hits it to middle of the green.
4:10 p.m. After Patrick Reed tees off, Tiger tees his ball up.
4:08 p.m. A smiling Tiger Woods walks onto the tee to "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!" chants.
4:06 p.m. In anticipation of Tiger coming to 16 tee, announcer says into the microphone, "No cameras and no cell phones." Immediately gets booed from the entire crowd.
Don't think they're going to obey.
3:59 p.m. Heading to the tee box to watch Tiger play the 16th. Updates when I return.
3:53 p.m. Morgan Hoffmann is a crowd favorite with this hat:
3:49 p.m. Tiger makes par at 14 and is now one hole away from the 16th. The crowd is ready. This is what thy've been waiting all day for.
3:25 p.m. On the TVs nearby, watch Tiger almost hole out for double eagle on the par-5 13th. Overheard: "He's back!" Back to 3 over, perhaps. But "back" is debatable.
3:21 p.m. Skies look gray and weather seems a bit suspect. Considering staying in the comfy (and covered) set off to the left side of the 16th green.
3:08 p.m. Overheard at the WMPO: "Is there even golf being played right now?" Nah, bro. Keep drinking.
2:59 p.m. The scenery is festive, indeed. Also, the sandwiches are yummy. See on the TVs around the set that Tiger Woods is having trouble at the 11th. If you want to see Tiger this week, I suggest you come out tomorrow. #justsayin
2:38 p.m. Back in the Golf Channel set area, computer charging. Going to go make the rounds and see what the "scenery" is like in these parts. At first glance ... festive.
2:25 p.m. It's that time again to go charge my computer so that I can make it back in time for Tiger Woods to come through. That is, after all, the man everyone has been waiting for. He's 10 groups out. Back to the Golf Central set on 16 again. I shall return.
2:10 p.m. Envious of the drunk guy behind me who, although no one appeared to bring him more beer, he at least has had some beer.
2:05 p.m. Drunk guy behind me breaks into song: "More beeeeer, more beer more beer more beer. More beeeeeer. More beer."
No one appears with more beer.
1:52 p.m. Spectators do the wave. This is my attempt to capture it in photo form. A masterpiece, if I do say so.
1:43 p.m. Freddie Jacobson makes birdie at the party hole. The Grill Room approves.
1:40 p.m. Time for another Twitter question:
I'm pretty sure anything that is wet. Mostly people holding cans of beers, but the next time I get up from my seat I will investigate further. Stay tuned for this developing story.
1:33 p.m. Rain drops begin to fall from the sky. Most people seem unfazed. The girl with the computer in her lap is fazed.
1:32 p.m. Allenby makes bogey when he fails to get up and down from the bunker. Everything around me is just noise. Can't make out anything, specific, that anyone is saying.
1:26 p.m. As Robert Allenby is teeing off, lady to my left asks me what the real Robert Allenby story is. I tell her that Annabel Rolley, native Australian and host of "Lesson Tee Live," translated the whole thing in the most recent episode of Grill Room. Or, I told her I wasn't sure.
Allenby knocks it in the bunker short, right. Everyone boos, but not in any more exaggerated manner than the boos for everyone else.
1:22 p.m. I find my way back to my seat in the third row, behind the green in line with the pin. Ruben and friends say they missed me and very warmly welcome me back. They tell me I missed a lot of boos and the section to the right of me has been trying to entice the caddies to race.
1:13 p.m. I just read on @GCTigerTracker that Tiger is 4 over through 4. Uhm, that's not good. But, there is some good news. My computer battery is fully charged and I'm heading back into the crowd. From the Golf Channel set, I can see my buddy from earlier, Ruben, and see that the seat to his left is still vacant. A man of his word. Back soon.
1:00 p.m. No funny business allowed.
12:53 p.m. Line to get into the 16th is now around the corner. I asked a group near the front of the line how long they had been waiting, and they said about 20 minutes. I can't imagine why anyone who's up there and has a seat would give theirs up now. They've come so far.
12:49 p.m. Just got back to the Golf Channel set on 16 to loud roars from the crowd. Is it really a surprise Russell Knox knocks it close? (Just go with it.)
12:34 p.m. As much as it pains me to leave the Golf Channel set and the hospitality area, I'm going to take to the grounds and see what the buzz is outside the 16th for a few. Shall return shortly.
12:26 p.m. I'm not hungry or anything.
12:17 p.m. Things are pretty tame at the 16th at the moment. Meanwhile at No. 1, Tiger Woods teed off 10 minutes ago. Spoke to spectators earlier in the stands, said they got there at 8:30 a.m. and were staying put all day waiting for Tiger to come through.
11:56 a.m. Brains and beauty. The Golf Central pre-game show is about to begin.
11:48 a.m. Time to answer a Twitter question.
Explosive, it will be, indeed. But I think the hashtag you're looking for is #toothknockedout
11:35 a.m. I wonder if I can call in sick.
11:10 a.m. On the Golf Channel set, computer charging. This place isn't half bad.
10:45 a.m. You want the bad news or the good news first? Bad news it is. My computer battery is already running low. The good news? My buddy Ruben to my right is planning to stay put all day (until Tiger comes through, which won't be until much later this afternoon) and is going to save my seat. So I'll be back to bringing you action from the front row third row, computer battery fully charged, later this afternoon. For now, I'm off to the Golf Channel set on the 16th to get some charge.
10:33 a.m. First birdie I've seen since I got to the 16th about an hour ago drops from Brooks Koepka. Crowd is pleased.
10:25 a.m. First beer guy sighting. Gets the loudest cheers so far of the day.
10:21 a.m. Spectators around me ask if I'm working or "working." I am insulted! Appalled! And tell them that unfortunately, I'm working, no air quotes. But valid question. These are my kind of people.
10:02 a.m. Crowd breaks out into a "Sea ... Hawks" chant. No Pats fans answer. The cheer soon dies down.
9:50 a.m. A svelte and clean-cut Jason Dufner makes his way to the green. Sweet, older lady to my left says, "I think Jason Dufner cut his hair. He looks terrible. So different than before." Minutes later she also comments how she thinks his belly looks slimmer, too. She is correct on all accounts.
9:36 a.m. Crowd tame for Fowler and Mahan teeing off, but give a huge round of applause for the hometown kid man. All three hit the green and all three make pars.
9:32 a.m. Make my way to the 16th just in time to catch Rickie Fowler, Hunter Mahan and Phil Mickelson teeing off. Seats are already packed. I weasel my way into an empty seat in the third row in line with the pin.
9:27 a.m. Happy that I have a media badge and get to bypass this line, already starting to wind its way around the corner. If you're not here yet, you're already missing out.
9:20 a.m. My boss emailed me on Wednesday with the idea to sit at the par-3 16th at TPC Scottsdale and live blog all the action during the first round. I told him that was a great idea, and I accepted the task. Making my way to the 16th on Thursday morning, here are my initial thoughts:
Why are people awake right now?
It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Or, for those not working the Waste Managment Phoenix Open, time to have fun.