But the most recent individual to tackle Spieth's follicular follies ... head on ... is a man who knows plenty about being bald, famous and successful - Seinfeld writer and Curb Your Enthusiam star Larry David.
In a recent interview with Golf Digest, David was asked the open-ended question: "Any thoughts on Jordan Spieth?"
His answer: "He's going to be a bald man. He's going to be wildly bald. This makes him way more appealing to me. It's one thing to handle the pressure of the back nine at Augusta; let's see how he does when he sees all that hair in the tub. That's pressure. I'll be watching him very carefully. He's 22. He's got three years, maybe four. He's done."
On Wednesday, Jason Sobel asked Spieth if he had seen David's remarks. "Yeah, that was pretty funny," Spieth said. "Hey, nothing I can do about it."
Sure there is, Jordan. You can live. Live damnit! Live!
Or you can order some cream from China, but it'll smell. Or you can get a piece. No one will notice.