Golf fans everywhere are still in shock after watching Jordan Spieth completely fall apart on Augusta National’s 12th hole and losing the Masters to Danny Willett.
But one man couldn’t be happier. That man is Willett’s brother, P.J.
P.J. Willett live-tweeted the Masters final round that ended with the unlikely scenario of Spieth slipping the green jacket on his brother, and the final result was hilarious.
Some of the highlights include calling Spieth a “slowpoke,” reminiscing about punching his brother in the head for hurting his pet rat (wait, what?), telling patrons to stand still and letting the world know that he has shared a bath with the newest Masters champion.
When I'm too tired to teach a good lesson tomorrow, and some kid spits at me, I'm just gonna smile and say 'I won Twitter' *drops mic
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 11, 2016
@Danny_Willett to be better than average, you need to win this more than once, pull your finger out.#bbcgolf pic.twitter.com/GY2uTKza0I
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Speechless.
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
I once punched that kid in the head for hurting my pet rat.
Now look.#bbcgolf #TheMasters
Well done, Dan. X
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
There's a fat woman legging it around my house singing. I'm cracking open the passion fruit liqueur.
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHH#bbcgolf
2 birdies from slowpoke and I'll eat my pants.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Dan, there has never been a better time to drop the F or C bomb, I'd love it.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Just downed in one. Work will understand. Behave yourself, Spieth.#bbcgolf pic.twitter.com/Dtcu0bzhVo
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Spieth, you've won one before, wind your neck in.
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Green makes you look fat, refuse the jacket.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
3 putt this & you might as well stay in America.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Just. Hit. The. Green... Please.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Stand still you pricks#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
If the boy does what he should, I will be able to say 'I've shared a bath with a Masters winners - brilliant#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.#bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Come on, Danny. You beaut genius. COOOOMMMEEE OOONNNNNN#TheMasters #bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Come on. Come on. COME ONNNNNNNN.
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
@Danny_Willett you still owe me a birthday present. I'd like a jacket. A green one.#TheMasters #bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016
Spieth is lining up his putt. If I'm quick I can get a beer, go to the toilet, and paint the spare room b4 he hits it.#TheMasters #bbcgolf
— P.J. Willett (@P_J_Willett) April 10, 2016