Phil Mickelson is not above purposely making a fool of himself to sell some dress shirts. No, really. Look. Look at it!
Credit to him. It's so bad, it's good.
Per Darren Rovell, this is Mizzen+Main's "first ever TV commercial," and it will air on Golf Channel (hey, that's us!) during Thursday afternoon's first-round coverage of the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational.
Seeing as how there's really nothing we can add in this space that will top the video itself, we will merely mention that the song is "Vibrate" by Ghostland Observatory - just in case you want to move your coffee table to clear out some space in your living room.