What do you do to be safe when golfing in a lightning storm?
Walk around with a 1-iron over your head, because even God can’t hit a 1-iron.
GIRONA, SPAIN - MAY 01: Soren Hansen of Denmark plays his second shot into the 18th green during the second round of the Open de Espana at the PGA Golf Catalunya on May 1, 2009 in Girona, Spain. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)