Well, those Myakka Pines people don't seem to be doing much about that massive gator on the property - other than adopting it as their unofficial mascot.
You may remember this post from a couple weeks back, showing said alligator casually walking around the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, Fla. We were able to present you those pictures because someone was brave enough to take them and the Myakka people were proud enough to post them.
Welp, here we go again:
"Goliath" - that's cute. Like a Golden Retriever. Just to play along, I'm naming the turtle "Timmy." Timmy the Turtle! (RIP Timmy the Turtle.)
And because the club is clearly taking an Oscar Wilde approach to its newfound fame, we'll leave you with these related postings:
These people strike me as being five minutes away from renaming the place Goliath Golf Club, which I should probably trademark before the close of business today.