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From the Clown’s Mouth: A golf joke

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GIRONA, SPAIN - MAY 01: Soren Hansen of Denmark plays his second shot into the 18th green during the second round of the Open de Espana at the PGA Golf Catalunya on May 1, 2009 in Girona, Spain. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

Golf balls are like eggs: they’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.