Jesus and Arnold Palmer were playing golf. It’s Arnold’s turn to tee off, and he does so. It’s a long drive straight up the fairway, and he’s about a 5-iron off the green. ‘Not bad,’ Jesus says. As Jesus steps up to tee off, his drive slices badly and lands on an island in the middle of a water hazard. Jesus calmly walks across the water to take his next shot.
‘Jesus!’ yells Palmer, ‘Who do you think you are, Jack Nicklaus?’